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Edited by Chimp the Slayer:
4/8/2016 3:39:40 AM
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Totally TRUE BJ STORY!!!
Okay, so i have had this friend since i was about 8 years old. She had brown hair and blue eye and a great body and i always found her attractive even though we were best friends.
The other day my parents went on a trip to visit my sister's college, so i needed a place to stay for the night. As we were best friends, my parents sent me to her (Maddi's) house. I had never stayed the night at her house before though i had gone over many times; i didn't know what to expect to happen: would it be awkward; would it be normal?
Later in the night was when it happened. It was around 2AM and her parents were asleep and we were alone in her living room. Ever since her parents had said goodnight I had wondered what would happen. We were playing Reach when she told me i should switch from Default to Bumper Jumper layouts. i became so much better once i got used to it, IT WAS AMAZING . we did it ALL NIGHT and I did so well!
I really encourage all you to do BJ because of how good it is!
[spoiler]Definitely not taken from halo.bungie.net[/spoiler]
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4 Replies[b] [/b]
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Recon is better
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Bumper Jumping fgt
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Bumper Jumper is for noobs. Real gamers use a guitar hero controller
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8 Replies/\ /\ / \_____/ \ __ | ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° | /_/ \ / __________ \_\ \ \ /_/ | ___ / | / | | | |--------- | / |__| |__| |__| |__| You have been graced with the presence of CatLenny. Respond with "I love cats. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Or face the consequences.
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I knew that this was going to be something other than what OP wanted us to think.
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Bumper Jumper forever
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1 ReplyI expected the restaurant.
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1 ReplyThen u woke up
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I personally prefer stick And move for cod but I set the default ps4 controls for every game to r3 jump and x technical melee
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2 RepliesOne eyed?
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1 ReplyWhat happened to the other eye?
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RoarSweet Liberty - old
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Rekt (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■) REKT
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3 RepliesDid u bumper her jumper
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1 ReplyThis B8 will do.. *unzips pants*
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2 RepliesI read the title and I was about to say licking your dog doesn't count. But then I read the story.
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Expecting halo 3 Disappointed
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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8 no h8 I sure apreci8
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1 Replygg. BJ is definitely the way to go. In fact, next time I'm playing halo I'm gonna grab some ben & jerry's so I can have BJs while I BJ
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LMAO BJ story
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2 RepliesOP had an 8 year old girl friend who had a "Great body" OP is pedo confirmed
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2 RepliesEdited by LadiesMan217164: 4/8/2016 9:20:07 PMGr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 no tr8tors and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8. [spoiler]this is the greatest b8 ever. Of all time.[/spoiler] [spoiler]you, OP, are the masterb8er[/spoiler]
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You win this time OP... Well played... [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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Alright OP you win this round.
