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1/11/2010 9:07:07 PM
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DMR-starts are the only way to play Halo:Reach
The DMR is a totally new rifle that was just featured today in the GI article. We know next to nothing about it other than it's a rifle and it shoots bullets. According to this though, it's clear to see that the only [b]correct[/b] and [b]skillful[/b] way to play Halo:Reach is with DMR-starts.
But you might be saying to yourself, "how does B.B. know? He hasn't played Reach". Don't need to. I know absolutely next to nothing about the gun and I can already tell you that it's the only skilled weapon in Halo:Reach and people who AR-rush are just bad.
So based upon absolutely no information or even personal experience, I'm telling everyone how Halo:Reach should be played.
You can thank me via this thread.
Also, first!
Also, DMR > BR.
~B.B.
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Edited by RevPharaoh: 4/10/2015 12:34:58 AM*necroing intensifies*
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This thread has been irretrievably derailed and it is locked for that reason and that reason only. [b][u]However[/b][/u], despite their lack of tact, several of the users in this thread have made their point. Satire threads [u]are[/u] explicitly forbidden by the forum rules as a form of trolling for the exact reasons that are now visible throughout this thread's responses. As a matter of fairness, an argument could be made that this thread could also be locked for this reason. While [i]some[/i] threads that could reasonably be called "satire" tend to offend nobody and provide some good laughs, threads based on the old "competitive vs casual" debate have become too much of a hotbed topic on these forums to permit satires or parodies thereof. Please keep this in mind for future reference and PM me or another forum ninja with any further questions. Thanks.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The EAKLE I'd say this is awesome, but the fact that threads just like this, but 100% serious, will be here in a few months makes me die a little. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=35402208]BTW, I called it![/url][/quote] I call that in a week they'll complain about the spread.
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I'd say this is awesome, but the fact that threads just like this, but 100% serious, will be here in a few months makes me die a little. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=35402208]BTW, I called it![/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thewhorocker15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] me greater you [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nedus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] me greater you facepalm If you guys want to clean this place up youre going to have to do away with this hypocritical bias BS. If a member of the "competitive" side of the community was to make a satirical thread like this, he would be banned. But you know since its an honorable bungie sacksucker and hes poking fun at the competitive side of the community its all good. Double standards ftl. [/quote] stfu bk[/quote] You have bars because you lack hand eye coordination and or you have downs syndrome. Its funny cuz its true.[/quote] LOL it actually is funny and true[/quote] Yeah, insult a Master Forum Ninja in a poorly worded fashion... good luck with that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lies I didn't realize that satirical (aka troll) thread were allowed and even encouraged by Bungie. Good to know.[/quote]It's probably still here because it mocks the BR/AR thread back at the H3 Forum. Bungie does make the rules, but they have the power on who to swing their hammer on. They just chose not to because it's making fun of a popular thread. Forum ninjas also say that if it's not intended to be bad, no banhammmer. *If this is sarcasm, I [i]will[/i] shoot my....Spartan's foot. Seriously!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] urk icwutudidthar[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lies I didn't realize that satirical (aka troll) thread were allowed and even encouraged by Bungie. Good to know.[/quote] You do now. Get to it lies. Satirical thread making fun of the casual side of the community. Its allowed now.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] me greater you [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nedus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] me greater you [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] urk icwutudidthar[/quote] facepalm If you guys want to clean this place up youre going to have to do away with this hypocritical bias BS. If a member of the "competitive" side of the community was to make a satirical thread like this, he would be banned. But you know since its an honorable bungie sacksucker and hes poking fun at the competitive side of the community its all good. Double standards ftl. [/quote] stfu bk[/quote] You have bars because you lack hand eye coordination and or you have downs syndrome. Its funny cuz its true.[/quote] LOL it actually is funny and true
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] me greater you [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BattIe RifIe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 I lol'd.[/quote] He should be banned.[/quote]For what?[/quote] Satirical threads are against forum rules. Or does that only apply to people you dont like?[/quote]The only one getting riled up here is you on your obvious alt account. Lighten up. The thread is made with no bad intentions. He's just making fun of the whole AR/BR thing.[/quote] Wouldn't that be considered trolling? Especially to those who argue that.[/quote] I see you do not know golden rule 1 of Bnet. Its not trolling unless youre disagreeing with bungie.[/quote] It is their website ya know.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arker 1o1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Armor Abilities Arker you're doing the same thing. It needs to stop. [/quote] Hey it's all of us just f-ing around. You guys need to chill out.[/quote] No. When we try to do the exact same thing, threads get locked and people get blacklisted. I'm not going to complain any more because it's going to result in me being banned. I will say, however, that this is a total double standard on Bungie.net Have a nice day everyone.
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I didn't realize that satirical (aka troll) thread were allowed and even encouraged by Bungie. Good to know.
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i dont know about the new weapons but yeah well uhmm the robot arm spartan -.- from trailer well yeah what happens when the spartan picks up an dead elites anysword would that be cool and stuff and about the ar br thing magnum is better!
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Was this supposed to be funny?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] militaryguns [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smug Dark Loser Pistol > New BR. [/quote] Agree. You all crazy if you think Ima pick DMR over the Pistol. Unless it is one shot kill. To which than I say hello CoD Halo.[/quote] I'm picturing the DMR to act like the M1 in Battlefield 1943. Awesome gun.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PhillysFinest Is the BR returning and You sir are an idiot for saying the DRM is the only way to play Halo obviously you have no skill because to me an AR rusher is the easiest kill in the possible Halo world[/quote] No BR. The DMR is it's equivilent. Or The Halo 1 Pistol.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nedus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] me greater you [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] urk icwutudidthar[/quote] facepalm If you guys want to clean this place up youre going to have to do away with this hypocritical bias BS. If a member of the "competitive" side of the community was to make a satirical thread like this, he would be banned. But you know since its an honorable bungie sacksucker and hes poking fun at the competitive side of the community its all good. Double standards ftl. [/quote] stfu bk[/quote] You have bars because you lack hand eye coordination and or you have downs syndrome. Its funny cuz its true.
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Is the BR returning and You sir are an idiot for saying the DRM is the only way to play Halo obviously you have no skill because to me an AR rusher is the easiest kill in the possible Halo world
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smug Dark Loser Pistol > New BR. [/quote] Agree. You all crazy if you think Ima pick DMR over the Pistol. Unless it is one shot kill. To which than I say hello CoD Halo. [Edited on 01.11.2010 2:53 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] me greater you [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BattIe RifIe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 I lol'd.[/quote] He should be banned.[/quote]For what?[/quote] Satirical threads are against forum rules. Or does that only apply to people you dont like?[/quote]The only one getting riled up here is you on your obvious alt account. Lighten up. The thread is made with no bad intentions. He's just making fun of the whole AR/BR thing.[/quote] Wouldn't that be considered trolling? Especially to those who argue that.[/quote] I see you do not know golden rule 1 of Bnet. Its not trolling unless youre disagreeing with bungie.
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Pistol > New BR.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] me greater you [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] urk icwutudidthar[/quote] facepalm If you guys want to clean this place up youre going to have to do away with this hypocritical bias BS. If a member of the "competitive" side of the community was to make a satirical thread like this, he would be banned. But you know since its an honorable bungie sacksucker and hes poking fun at the competitive side of the community its all good. Double standards ftl. [/quote] stfu bk
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] me greater you [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BattIe RifIe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 I lol'd.[/quote] He should be banned.[/quote]For what?[/quote] Satirical threads are against forum rules. Or does that only apply to people you dont like?[/quote]The only one getting riled up here is you on your obvious alt account. Lighten up. The thread is made with no bad intentions. He's just making fun of the whole AR/BR thing.[/quote] No, hes making fun of ONE side of the AR/BR thing. If someone was to make fun of the other side they would be banned. But what do you care you fall on the same side as him. So long as the moderators are bias theres no hope for these forums ever becoming more than a funny place to troll and make kids angry. Whats the point of following the rules if they dont apply to certain people.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Z Blaster700 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BerserkerBarage The DMR is a totally new rifle that was just featured today in the GI article. We know next to nothing about it other than it's a rifle and it shoots bullets. According to this though, it's clear to see that the only [b]correct[/b] and [b]skillful[/b] way to play Halo:Reach is with DMR-starts. But you might be saying to yourself, "how does B.B. know? He hasn't played Reach". Don't need to. I know absolutely next to nothing about the gun and I can already tell you that it's the only skilled weapon in Halo:Reach and people who AR-rush are just bad. So based upon absolutely no information or even personal experience, I'm telling everyone how Halo:Reach should be played. You can thank me via this thread. Also, first! Also, DMR > BR. ~B.B.[/quote] This bird has a mustache. Your argument is invalid[/quote]lol wut?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corrupted177 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] urk icwutudidthar[/quote] I can't believe urk got it before the rest of you. B.B. is being SARCASTIC. He is mocking the MLG/BRtards and how just because this is the new BR, they are instantly going to pounce all over it. Or I certainly hope he is...[/quote] This man speaks truth.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BerserkerBarage The DMR is a totally new rifle that was just featured today in the GI article. We know next to nothing about it other than it's a rifle and it shoots bullets. According to this though, it's clear to see that the only [b]correct[/b] and [b]skillful[/b] way to play Halo:Reach is with DMR-starts. But you might be saying to yourself, "how does B.B. know? He hasn't played Reach". Don't need to. I know absolutely next to nothing about the gun and I can already tell you that it's the only skilled weapon in Halo:Reach and people who AR-rush are just bad. So based upon absolutely no information or even personal experience, I'm telling everyone how Halo:Reach should be played. You can thank me via this thread. Also, first! Also, DMR > BR. ~B.B.[/quote] [url=http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/bird3.jpg]This bird has a moustache. Your argument is invalid.[/url]
