My cousin owns a farm out in hillbilly town. I went up to visit him today and there were cows standing on three legs. So I ask my cousin:
"Hey Tom, what's wrong with those cows?"
And he says to me:
"Oh them cows like to masturbate sometimes."
"That's fuсked up. Why do you let that happen?"
I inquire.
"Oh it's simple."
He answers.
"They're beef stroganoff."
[spoiler]inb4 someone doesn't get it[/spoiler]