My cousin owns a farm out in hillbilly town. I went up to visit him today and there were cows standing on three legs. So I ask my cousin: "Hey Tom, what's wrong with those cows?" And he says to me: "Oh them cows like to masturbate sometimes." "That's fuсked up. Why do you let that happen?" I inquire. "Oh it's simple." He answers. "They're beef stroganoff." [spoiler]inb4 someone doesn't get it[/spoiler]