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Edited by catsaus:
5/17/2016 10:21:37 PM
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Pun of the day IS BACK [I quit, new edit]
Will be updating every day with a new pun. On Saturday, I will put up a pun of the week under the same #. You can then vote for one of the 7 puns. I will erase the weeks puns as they will be on a poll permanantly on Friday. this began on 8/28/15.
[spoiler]EDIT 1
Had to recreate this post as the old one wasn't bumping[/spoiler]
EDIT:
Sorry. I will be quitting pun of the day for a little while. I promise that eventually, I will bring it back, but I'm not sure when..
[b][i]Why are you quitting cat?[/i][/b] I am quitting this post because I feel discouraged to continue. Ever since I restarted this post, I have been banned for the most ridiculous reasons. I got banned for a semi popular post "what if anomaly was a ninja" I never did anything wrong there.
I got banned for saying "GG ninjas"
I even got banned, [b]while I was banned[/b].
There are multiple other reasons but this is the main one.
[b][i]Why did you even start cat?[/i][/b]
I started #punoftheday to aliviate some of the cancer on offtopic. I just wanted a fun post where I could just put jokes down.I will be taking questions for a little bit.
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Edited by Taco Crafter: 4/8/2016 10:23:16 PMWhy did the guitarist get arrested? [spoiler]Because he fingered A minor![/spoiler]
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Such follow through
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Test bump
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1 ReplyI am now unbanned
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You know all of those Spongebob episodes? [spoiler]They have a lot of plotholes in them.[/spoiler] Ever seen Rug Rats? [spoiler]There's some dirty shit in there.[/spoiler]
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Reddit pls go.
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7 RepliesWhat did one tower say to the other? "Gotta go, I have a plane to catch"
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3 RepliesTwo wrongs don't make a right but ... [spoiler]two Wrights do make a plane[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
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1 ReplyI tried to catch some fog last night I mist
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1 ReplyA soldier tweets about leaving the war[spoiler]he just made a tactical retweet[/spoiler]
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... Many lack [i]pun[/i]ctuation.
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3 Replies[quote]but I wouldn't get a reaction[/quote] Fine bros: c u in court m8
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14 RepliesI was going to tell you a Destiny joke. [spoiler]But I [b]Phogoth[/b] it.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesA clown opened the door for me today It was a very kind jester
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1 ReplyIf computers could eat, they'd go to the ctrl + alt + deli
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4 RepliesI came in looking for Yang Xiao Long
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? [spoiler]Because they're really good at it.[/spoiler]
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Bump it up
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Trump bump
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