There's a lack of polished, black leather armchairs in this thread. Or was that some other bloke?

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Lolol my clan name is YOU NEED A TEACHER.

It really depends on the situation you are in at that certain moment. But I could give you a few tips on surviving more. Tip#1: if you are next to a wall and an enemy is about to come across a door next to you, get above the door by double jumping or gliding as you anticipate when they come through. This is helpful because it tricks your opponent that you are just around the corner and they will be caught off guard, it can also come useful when you have low health but want to survive. It is better to be using a shotgun for this and only maps where there is enough space above doorways, such as pantheon. I only use this for close quarters engagement. Tip#2: be patient, watch radar and never ever chase after someone. Chasing someone can have consequences especially if they are good players. The next thing you know after turning a corner is you're all of a sudden dead from a shotgun blast or sniper headshot. And if you do decide to chase after someone, make sure you can kill them And be wary of the surroundings, that is why your radar is important in knowing where the enemy are or might be. Tip#3 experiment a bit, know the maps, use different approaches(weapons) for different maps. Sometimes a sniper will benefit you more than a shotgun on some maps and vice versa. Maps like asylum are more geared towards shotguns but I prefer using a sniper to snipe of people at b just across the room. You will find your own method in crucible, just keep practicing and do not ever get angry, blocks hr thinking.

Just keep this in mind: no matter how bad you are, you'll never be as scrubby as me