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7/23/2005 10:23:41 AM
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Behind Zanzibarian Lines....With Peanut Butter. Pt. Dos.

Behind Zanzibarian Lines....With Peanut Butter. Pt. Dos. Due to popular demand (Three people), I shall be continuing my crappy saga. Heres a link to the [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=4084357] First chapter [/url] So the saga continues.... "You're an idiot!" Continued Crapdancemagee, "What abot the bloody glove, with his prints on it?!" "Bloody glove? You moron! That was O.J.!" Replied Sparty with a snicker. "Oh.... What did Michael Jackson do then?" "He molested a bunch of children!" "Oh. Yea, that sounds like something he'd do. Weirdo." "Guys," I replied from a dark corner. "Yea?" They said in unison. "Shut up." I emerged carrying a bundle of firewood. We had set up camp, just a few yards into the wilderness. Even at night, the flamewars could be heard for miles. Zanzibar was pulsing with shouting and smolder. "God, do these morons never sleep?" Proclaimed Sparty, as he wiped down his trusty sniper rifle. After landing and setting up camp, the mood seemed to be somewhat enlightened. Even Sparty was a chatterbox, his fears seemed to have been aslmost forgotten. "I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to do some serious blastin tomorrow!" "Down boy!" Crapdance said as he slapped Sparty ont he back of his head. "Ladies, calm down! We should sleep. We're gonna need all of our energy in the morning." A few minutes later, and Sparty's snores overpowered the Zanzibar flames; He was dead tot he world. Crapdance seemed a little restless though, constantly tossing and turning. I was about to doze off when I heard a loud snap, frighteningly close by. I quickly unsheathed my blade and rolled into the nearest brush as silently as I could. As I laid there and watched, a dark figure aproached the camp. He leaned over Sparty, uncomfortably close; To close for my comfort. I lept from the brush and lunged at the fugure with all the ferocity of a panther. With my knife held to his throatand him pleading for me to stop, I began to interrogate. "Who are you?!" I growled. "I'm Point and Laugh, an ally!" He whimpered, clearly terrified to death. "What the hell do you think you're doing here?!" I slightly released pressure on the knife. He seemed no real threat. "I come with information! Information that may help your mission!" "Really..." I sheathed my weapon. "Yes," Point and Laugh continued. "Your HQ contacted me and instructed me to help you out as much as possible." By now, everyone was awake. "What the hell is going on here?" inquired Sparty, clearly pissed for being woken up. "Well, Point and Laugh here was just about to tell us how he can help with our mission. Isn't that right Pointy?" I sneered. "Well...I personally can't help you. But I do know of a great warrior that resides not too far from here." "Really? And what makes you think we need the help of a 'great warrior'?" "Numbers. The Number of Zanzibarians is constantly increasing. Not only this, but they care nothing for their homeland, as you can see from the scars of the flames. They waste all resources, scar the land, completely destroy the wildlife.... And now.. the very island of Zanzibar is hanging for it's ife on a single thread. Once that thread breaks, The Zanzibarians will stop at nothing to find a new home. The closest piece of fresh land? The Flood. If you fail to stop the Zanzibarians once and for all, The Flood is doomed. This is why we must not take any chances. Seek the help of the one called.... Madcoconut. He lives a few miles east from here, in a small mudhut. Completly hidden from those fiends, tthe Zanzibarians." Point and Laugh's sudden grim attitude made me consider seeking this, Madcocnut. "But if he's in hiding, how can we find him?" I inquired. "Don't worry about that. Just travel east first thing in the morning. He'll find you..." With that, Point and Laugh stood up, and dissapeared into The dark wilderness. "Well that was weird" proclaimed Crapdance. "Are we really gonna go searching for Madcoconut? What if it's a trap, and Pointy is just a mole for the Zanzibarians?" Somehow, I knew that wasn't true. "Yes," I replied. " We head east in the morning. As for now, get some sleep. I ain't draggin' your asses tomorrow." Yea right. I don't think anyone was going to sleep now, after that little incident.... FIN chapter dos. Continuation?!?!!?!? I believe so! --This writing thing is almost fun now.-
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crapdancemagee Damn it wheres the peanut butter?[/quote] I actually have a serious (well, kinda) implement for it when we encounter madcoconut. On to next chapter!
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  • I'm so mysterious...
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  • Crapdance, you need to wait, I believe it will eventually make it's way into this story. ;)
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  • Damn it wheres the peanut butter?
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  • Yeay!! Great job Lc, the story rocks! [Edited on 7/23/2005]
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  • thank you guy, you have opened, my eyes, i just relized i am what i hate, one of the zanzibar people who came to the flood because zanzibar sucked so bad, but i can say that i was only in the zanzibar when i first started, it took me a couple hours to relize those guys were up to no good, well in a sense that is me, i think i have turned sides completely now that i understand, what can happen just based of my own experiance, i was so wrong, i am lost and confused now, a little imbarresed, but humbled, man tonight i just keep shoveling more hummble pie....
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  • dude, we don't care, the story was still awsome
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  • Yeah, but it's kinda funny. If you were to make a documentary on my life, it'd be the funniest show in the country.
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  • I didn't mean for it to turn out like that (So don't take any offense), The characters in no way reflect my opinion of the true people behind the names. I mean cmon, Crapdance actually ha good Grammar! :P
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  • don't forget to post a link in 'the flood stories'.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] point and laugh That's the best story I've ever heard.[/quote] heh.. I felt kinda bad for making you sound like a little girl in the begining though... :D[/quote] I get that a lot. Whenever someone in my gym class (last year) was bored, they'd use me for humor. One incident. I'm talking to my friend and say "My favorite CD broke," Some perverted kid walks up. "You broke your dick?" You can only imagine what happened after that.
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  • sweet, dude *ahhhh, peanut butter*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] point and laugh That's the best story I've ever heard.[/quote] heh.. I felt kinda bad for making you sound like a little girl in the begining though... :D [Edited on 7/23/2005]
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  • hooraY! it is teh awsome!
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  • That's the best story I've ever heard.
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  • i was hoping you would have made me a heel, but you didn't, i was disipointed crotchy
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