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11/12/2015 2:27:31 AM
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Today is my birthday, what did you get me?
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Deez Nuts [spoiler]GOT EEM[/spoiler]
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A brick. And each year I will give you another brick, eventually you will have enough bricks to build a house, I got you a house biatch
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The [b][i]Eleventh Hour[/i][/b].
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1 ReplyAn extremely late abortion. Just stop by my house later and we'll get this little problem taken care of. Bring some lotion and a toilet plunger. Nevermind we won't need the lotion.
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1 ReplyHere are some níggers.
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1 Reply12 inches of pleasure [spoiler]subway gift card[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHere's some porn. Have fun!
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[u] [/u]
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A baby brother or sister just have to wait about 9 months before you can play together[spoiler]jk the real present is the relief you felt when you read jk happy birthday [/spoiler]
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Edited by SolidusNat: 11/13/2015 6:44:05 PMan invite to my basement ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
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Open it tomorrow and it will be your birthday again
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A Briefcase full of BEEEEEEES
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A year in a bottle
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A phaht peen
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U wot m8 u ck33ky -blam!- I'll take ur jaw 4 a spin m8
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A joke wanna hear it
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Cancer
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Edited by bane139: 11/13/2015 3:50:41 PMI got you sadness and disappoint
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I got you your very own piece of air!!
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Dissapointment with a side of regret.
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a glow in the dark condom
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2 RepliesA live grenade
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https://youtu.be/7ohbr90cKDc
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Potato knishes
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4 RepliesYou can take Robin for a day, or you know what, just keep him as long as you want. I need some free time before another one shows up.
