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Thought Provoking Questions

Put some of lifes questions that make you think here.
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  • Nice one and un gato! UR evil! I said what my Uncle said and I slapped Mink cuz he's so cool! With his MALSH and Halo 3 storyline thats soooooo cooooooooooolllllllllllllll! I think he should become an evil lord of China and rule all of Australia!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] un gato It's "Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways". Get it right. [/quote] And to answer the question (Completely literally): Parkways are so named because of parks, not parking. And you don't park in a driveway (unless theres a party and your parking spaces are full) you drive on he driveway to get to the parking space (or garage, parking lot, etc) at the end of it. [Edited on 7/4/2005]

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  • Fine fine [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bananapig Why doesn't anyone try to answer my questions??? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard he can't shave? What colour do smurf's turn when you strangle them? They're already blue.[/quote] He uses an Elephant to suck his hairs off and Smurfs turn green when strangled. I tried it already. I killed the whole Smurf world like that. Annoying pests.

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  • Why doesn't anyone try to answer my questions??? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard he can't shave? What colour do smurf's turn when you strangle them? They're already blue.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark David Becuase you suck monkey balls j/k 1Why is the sky blue? 2Why do fools fall in love? 3If Liquid Snake and Solid Snake are twin brothers, why do they have different voice actors? 4Why do you call a driveway a driveway if you park on it and a parking lot a parking lot if you drive on it? 5Does your mom know that you are -blam!-? 6If everything tastes like Chicken, how do we know what Chicken tastes like? Answers:1Because it is 2Because they have nothing better to do 3So you can tell who's who 4To make you ask that question 5No comment 6By eating the Chicken that crosses the road to be turned into roadkill Taadaa! I answered the six question of life...[/quote] It's "Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways". Get it right. How can we be sure that our senses accurately depict the world? Is it possible there something is manufacturing all of the electrical impulses?

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  • Becuase you suck monkey balls j/k 1Why is the sky blue? 2Why do fools fall in love? 3If Liquid Snake and Solid Snake are twin brothers, why do they have different voice actors? 4Why do you call a driveway a driveway if you park on it and a parking lot a parking lot if you drive on it? 5Does your mom know that you are -blam!-? 6If everything tastes like Chicken, how do we know what Chicken tastes like? Answers:1Because it is 2Because they have nothing better to do 3So you can tell who's who 4To make you ask that question 5No comment 6By eating the Chicken that crosses the road to be turned into roadkill Taadaa! I answered the six question of life...

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  • Crap i can't put political stuff..

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  • why did i lose the election?

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  • I say shoot the chicken pluck it then deep fry it...........mmm i'm hungry

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hornet 3_0 Why did the chicken cross the road?[/quote] Why does humanity care about this stupid chicken? We've been pondering it for over a century!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hornet 3_0 Why did the chicken cross the road?[/quote] So it could end its meaningless exsistence when the light turned green.

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  • A cat scan has 200 times more radiation then a chest X-ray.

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  • In Meatloafs song "I would do anything for love" what is "that"

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  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vipercheif [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] philliesphan Put some of lifes questions that make you think here.[/quote] if you came onto these forums earlier than you would know that I post tons of thoes things that make you stop and think theres two threads pt 1 and 2[/quote] Ya, but I answered all of them :)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] philliesphan Put some of lifes questions that make you think here.[/quote] if you came onto these forums earlier than you would know that I post tons of thoes things that make you stop and think theres two threads pt 1 and 2

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] francesthemute8 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootise pop?[/quote] 42

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  • How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootise pop?

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  • Why doen't Tarzan hava a beard he can't shave? What colour do smurfs turn when they're strangled ? They're already blue.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MinkOWar *stabs amazedsatsuma* Why not? [/quote] because it hurts * holding stab wound* :-( [Edited on 7/4/2005]

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  • Why does it always spawn the guys I kill right behind me! Argg!!

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  • *stabs amazedsatsuma* Why not? What is the cubed root of Duck? [Edited on 7/4/2005]

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  • When does Halo 3 comes out? Why? Why ask why? Why ask why ask why? Why ask why ask why ask why? Why ask why ask why ask why ask why? Why ask why ask why ask why ask why ask why?

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  • If God is love, and love is blind, and Ray Charles is blind. Is Ray Charles God? Well.... [Edited on 7/4/2005]

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