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6/14/2009 7:20:02 PM
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OH CRAP!!! My cousin is coming over and she really LIKES elites....

[b]I would have posted this in the halo 3 forum but it seemed more like a flood topic.[/b] My cousin is coming over to stay with my family for a week. She is a huge fan of halo 3. But not in the average fanboy kind of fan. She loves it for a different reason: She wants to sleep with an elite. I CAN'T STAND IT! Every time I play halo 3 with her, she talk about all the kinds of things that she would want to do to the arbiter and she wonders what his "equipment" must be like! It drives me out of my mind because it is so -blam!- weird and nasty! So flood, I ask you this: WHAT SHOULD I DO? Pretend halo 3 is busted?
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  • You should introduce her to vien.
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    randomrosso
    randomrosso

    I'm new here. :) - old

    2009? Ahhh. It was a simpler time, back then. I even recall getting permabanned for making a thread about toes. Took me months to appeal. [i]those were the days[/i]
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  • Edited by BannedOfAlaska: 3/12/2014 3:18:20 AM
    Damn
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  • Geez 2009 waz da shit, and now... *Leaves Earth with jet pack*
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  • God, 2009.
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  • You should lend halo 3 to a mate. For a week. Also buy her a halo 3 elite themed vibrator
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    IngloriousWho98
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    Can't believe life takes this long - old

    So sad to think that every user in this thread is gone
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  • kick her in the balls
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    • Edited by Cruzcible: 3/8/2014 10:20:53 PM
      This has been Necro-Bumped
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    • Is this where vein came from?
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        Jay
        Jay

        Back once again - old

        Tell her you'll show her your 'equipment'
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      • Hawke was here.
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      • Toasting in epic bread
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      • Holy necro bump batman!
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      • Send her Vien's way
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        • Look at that Timestamp. Whooooo.
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          IngloriousWho98
          IngloriousWho98

          Can't believe life takes this long - old

          Ingloriouswho98 was here
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        • MENTLEGAN WAS HERE
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        • Lol
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        • Edited by Girls are scary: 3/7/2014 2:21:28 AM
          Are we in a black & white scenario where our voices echo nonchalantly?
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        • Half decade bump. lol
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        • Plasma Eagle was here.
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        • [i]Kaioken Bump[/i]
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        • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LastedPandora [b]I would have posted this in the halo 3 forum but it seemed more like a flood topic.[/b] My cousin is coming over to stay with my family for a week. She is a huge fan of halo 3. But not in the average fanboy kind of fan. She loves it for a different reason: She wants to sleep with an elite. I CAN'T STAND IT! Every time I play halo 3 with her, she talk about all the kinds of things that she would want to do to the arbiter and she wonders what his "equipment" must be like! It drives me out of my mind because it is so -blam!- weird and nasty! So flood, I ask you this: WHAT SHOULD I DO? Pretend halo 3 is busted? [/quote] Rule 34 much? I would do the same. Hawt...
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        • [url=http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator2c7b1ffafabd64daa2ee97f637359cbe7b7ebadd.jpg]*Sigh* Elites[/url]
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        • If she is hot, go to a costume store and buy an elite costume. Then go up to her and make elite noises. Then sleep her with her. :P
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