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Edited by BraveCole: 9/5/2015 5:18:58 AM
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Rick Sanchez would singlehandedly save humanity from the Darkness.

Yes, you are right.

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Hahahaa. No.

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Never heard of the guy but based on the points mentioned in the post, you're probably right.

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Rick Sanchez. From Rick and Morty. An ingenious scientist who's intelligence is matched by no other. So smart, he was able to create a vehicle capable of inter-dimensional space travel and a neutrino bomb that had the power of wiping out humanity out of stuff he found in a modern family garage. [b][i]While he was drunk.[/i][/b] [spoiler]https://youtu.be/qtdCIs6JdXg[/spoiler] At his side, he has his trusty portal gun which he uses to travel to other realities and dimensions. Once, him and his grandson Morty managed to ruin the entire world due to a serum Rick concocted. Unable to find a solution, Rick simply traveled to another reality where he [i]did[/i] find a solution, but also dies. Rick then replaces the rick that died and continued his life in that reality as if nothing ever happened. Who's to say Rick can't teleport the remains of humanity to a reality where the Darkness never finds the traveler?[spoiler]https://youtu.be/GmUuO5ekzjM[/spoiler] Rick was also smart enough to take cursed items from Satan himself, analyze and remove the curse, and re-sell them to customers for his own profit. He's probably smart enough to get rid of all Hive rituals and curses as well. [spoiler]https://youtu.be/02wlx7Tr_0U [/spoiler] He also created an entire universe and compressed it to the size of a shoebox, waited til the universe created a planet that spawned intelligent life, then taught the inhabitants how to generate their own power. Using some of the power the inhabitants generated, he placed the shoebox universe in the trunk of his car, which in turn powers his brake lights and charges his phone. Yeah, the Vex ain't got nothing on him. [spoiler]https://youtu.be/4tpYFen3fJM[/spoiler] Try and prove me wrong. I even added little clips for proof. Hope you enjoy!

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