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6/19/2004 5:09:02 AM
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agent404's poetry corner #3

"THE DRUNK SIDE OF THE FORCE" Look out! Look out! Luke Skywalker is very Drunk He killed Micheal Jordan while making a slam dunk He's cutting down trees with his lightsaber He's really starting to piss off the neighbor With the cops he's putting up a fight Looks like the force is with sobriety tonight "KANGAROOS" Wild Kangaroos are on the loose They just kicked a canadian goose They started to smash up the town So some hicks decided to take them down The hicks had fun poking the kangaroos with sticks Until the kangaroos started punching the hicks The hicks went down with a single swing And screwed up the whole thing But then a monk shot them in the head Then they all fell dead
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  • Read it aloud then get back to me. Besides, I just learned to read and write last week. So cut me some slacky, Jacky! ("slacky, jacky" does that qualify for you precious poetry corner?) [Edited on 6/18/2004 10:40:37 PM]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ringer One - Two - Three - Four Who here is a Halo Whore? Five - Six - Seven - Eight Huh? Your mommies let you stay up late!! Nine - Ten - Eleven - Twelve Ain't this poem goin' swell? Thirteen - Fourteen - Fifteen - Sixteen Hey plushy Grunt - be my Queen. 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 .......everybody!!!!!!! On November 9th Bungie'll sell a'plenty! [/quote] That isn't a poem it's a rhyming chant.
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  • One - Two - Three - Four Who here is a Halo Whore? Five - Six - Seven - Eight Huh? Your mommies let you stay up late!! Nine - Ten - Eleven - Twelve Ain't this poem goin' swell? Thirteen - Fourteen - Fifteen - Sixteen Hey plushy Grunt - be my Queen. 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 .......everybody!!!!!!! On November 9th Bungie'll sell a'plenty!
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  • true
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  • But Xeroh's makes more sense, not that I dislike yours. Its just that Xeroh's actually has a point to it.Yours is pretty damn funny though.
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  • I was able to make mine ryhme better
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  • w00t eat that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Thousand of solders dying for there country There leaders feuled by oil and money One life taken More to come More than there should be is the death sum The bullets twirl against the night sky And the solders shoot and ride to die No end in sight The end of the light No heaven No right no angels or light This is the reality of the World No one can change it No one can destroy it This is the reality of the world
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  • beautiful! *sniff* beautiful *sniff* did you do that all by yourself? Your a genius.....thats as beautiful as a carrier flood form on steriods dancing in a tea cozy....
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mithrandir2 wtf[/quote] Yeah that's what most people say.
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  • wtf
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