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6/12/2004 8:20:34 PM
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what if you saw real life grunt...

what would you do?
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  • ur -blam!-
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  • Boot to the head. Then I would sing a song.
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  • Rip his methane tank off. Watch for a bit. Go eat some goat cheese.
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  • gotta respect MC man, but I would back about a mile away. Even if he didnt have a gun. Huh I wonder what his hand to hand combat is like. I could imagine MC and an elite going head to head. [Edited on 1/9/2005 4:01:03 PM]
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  • i would ttell it to say something funny
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justlazy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scipio .[/quote] it is a grunt it cant hurt you[/quote] thats where ur wrong i was playin Halo2 iwas in a ghost & there was a grunt beside me but i didnt think anything of it cause i didnt think they couldhurt u but i was attackin another ghost and right after i killed it it the grunt jumped on top of it & hijaked me i was playin coop w/ my friend & after it happened i go holy friggin crap dude a grunt just jakked me so u should never ever mis under estimate the power of a grunt even though they r weak they shouldnt be mis under estimatedever sinse that happened ive never been the same but after i said that my friend laughed for 5 minutes but it was kinda funny though
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  • they said grunts were 1 meter tall i though
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lifeforce HA! I'm taller then you![/quote] dude grunts r almost 6 feet tall but id steal his plasma pistol and use him for target practice evry other week but id only be able 2 shoot him once cause if i shot him more then hed die but them id sell his dead body & get rich 4 proving E.T. life & then id sell his gun & get rich 4 developing new weopon technology
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  • I would give him one of my spare paintball guns and go outside to teach him how to play, then once we both become a professional, we would form a team and win the NXL Cup five times in a row but then he would screw it up and I would take him out back and kill him....OR..... Him and I would eat a snickers while moving a couch, and the couch will drop on his toe and he will yell out as a talent agent drives by and the agent will sign him on a deal and he makes a song "I wanna be your resident" but the public will misinterpret the Lyrics and elect him President, all the while I sit and home and grow more pissed because it was my couch and he took all the credit for everything and I learn how to use an SR-15 sniper rifle and assasinate him. Then I would go to jail and pray I don't get the "chair."
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  • well considering in the Halo guidbook it says there about 5feet tall, so I would make him my best friend/brother. we do everything together like hug, and, look at -blam!-, and put him in my band. Then I would eventually tell him to call an Elite down here and play some football! Even though Elites are about 8feet tall LOL! yeah one of us at here can only imagine.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justlazy mom can i keep him?[/quote] i would do that, and if she said yes then i would dance around, teach him to fetch the paper, teach him to cook me food and hug him. edit: then play the arbiter level with him on Halo 2 [Edited on 1/9/2005 11:56:24 AM]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thirst4blood I would make friends with him and then get one of those cool elite suits and join their covenent forces and make it up their ranks until they wouldnt care that I was a human then go around killing spartens, squishing people on the scarab and destroying worlds !!!hahahahaha!!! But I would let M C live[/quote] but would the MC let [i]you[/i] live?
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  • i would make him into a pie
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  • I would make friends with him and then get one of those cool elite suits and join their covenent forces and make it up their ranks until they wouldnt care that I was a human then go around killing spartens, squishing people on the scarab and destroying worlds !!!hahahahaha!!! But I would let M C live [Edited on 1/9/2005 10:20:51 AM]
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  • ok only two real choices here. 1) keep him and unleash him on your friends while playing halo 2 to rack up easy wins. 2) have him follow u upon a hill and push him down it. haha... rolling grunt...
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  • Keep him as a pet teach him to sing all of "we are the chapmions" Live off him
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  • mmm well id teach it to Play Halo and Halo2 give him a lifetime suply of methane and a food nipple...and basicly keep him as a pet.
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  • I would throw him like a football.
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  • You know it.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben I would have sex with it.[/quote] its their magnatism
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  • I would have sex with it.
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  • I'd HUG HIM!!!
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  • I'd get im' a fith of JD, find out what the Coveneant's issue is, then take him to Vegas an' git im' laid. YEEEEEE HAWWWWWW!
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  • I would befriend it...since I have no...WAIT...oh no false alarm, yeah no friends
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  • i would kill him and make him into grunty pot pie.
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  • ......then *he he* id blast the white house with the turrets, MOVIE STYLE
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