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6/19/2010 3:51:35 AM
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Have you ever injured yourself fapping?
A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Der Meister [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong Not exactley a fapping story, but heres something. There were 2 girls at my house, and we uh aving fun. So I tucked my dong into the waistband of my pants so it wouldn't poke out. But then they said they wanted to see my abbs, so they lifted my shirt up. And there was junior, a good 6 inches above my waistline. Nothing was injured excpet for my pride.[/quote] What happened next?[/quote] Girls squealing EEWWWW and such. But within 2 hours I made out with both of them. So its all good :)[/quote] Should have asked if they wanted a closer look that would be a great story to tell XD
