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2/9/2005 2:40:10 AM
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dont piss women off!!!

dont piss women off! they will kick you directly in the balls!! most of us already know this, but for anyone out there who is fortunate enough to not piss a girl off dont start now! you dont even wanna know what happens.
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  • Isn't it wonderful
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  • thats ok king im always extremly drunk
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  • Haha, topics like these throw me off. Either that or I must have been extremely drunk while posting yesterday. Hmf
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Superbxen good thing the meat tects the tatters one time this chick kicked me in the balls and she was like holy -blam!- is that your -blam!- trust me girls bathrooms are cleaner also this one time this dude was surfing and he bottomed out then he started screaming for help when my brother pulled him out of the watter he was pissing blood he had hit a rock and his left nut got torn off[/quote] AHHH, that must've hurt so friggen bad *Shivers in corner of the room thinking of the pain* [Edited on 2/9/2005 4:03:38 PM]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kingcream Oh, you've heard nothing yet. I've made weapons of them as well. I call my special move the whiplash. you don't want the whiplash.[/quote] ...... ok this is starting to get weird. lol this reminds me of the first pages in "the flood are spreading" where you said "it is going to be a long passionate and heated night." lol.
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  • good thing the meat tects the tatters one time this chick kicked me in the balls and she was like holy -blam!- is that your -blam!- trust me girls bathrooms are cleaner also this one time this dude was surfing and he bottomed out then he started screaming for help when my brother pulled him out of the watter he was pissing blood he had hit a rock and his left nut got torn off
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben So... have you been kicked in the balls lately or what?[/quote] How do they know where it hurts most?????? [/quote] Someone leaked! *narrows eyes* but who?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kingcream Oh, you've heard nothing yet. I've made weapons of them as well. I call my special move the whiplash. you don't want the whiplash.[/quote] That is disturbing, oh so very disturbing.
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  • Lets see.. i've been slapped, punched, kicked in shins, scratched, and various objects thrown at me but never kicked in the balls, surprisingly... EDIT: Oddly enough about 95% of that was from the same girl.. of course at different intervals [Edited on 2/8/2005 8:30:13 PM]
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  • Oh, you've heard nothing yet. I've made weapons of them as well. I call my special move the whiplash. you don't want the whiplash. [Edited on 2/8/2005 8:06:12 PM]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben So... have you been kicked in the balls lately or what?[/quote] How do they know where it hurts most?????? [/quote] Isn't that what the guy who gives orgasms in the hallway does?[/quote] I swear, one day she's gonna kill him..... I'm just gonna walk down the hall and see him drop dead with a stupid grin on his face. And then we'll have to put up with his -blam!-y girlfriend. [Edited on 2/8/2005 8:00:50 PM]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] yes name but i will give you a hint: she kicks you in the balls.[/quote]LOL sucks to be you.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kingcream Gentleman, I have the remedy to the problem: Ball excercises. Work your gonads to full maximum strength, and you will resist all pain. When my girlfriend attempted a swift kick, she only ended up hurting her toes. Yes, I have balls of iron.[/quote] thats more than i wanted to know. I wouldnt try somthing like ball excersises because i did somthing like that once, the outcome was incredibly painful.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE BEAR KING now when whemen kick you in the balls rage, or just when you do someting offensive towards them, i mean iv'e never been kickid in the balls, mabye because i cant spell kiked mabye it's beacause im so sweet the world may never know. but remember there is more thatn one way to eat a recess[/quote] lol youre lucky you hav never been kicked in the balls. it has happened to me quite a few times before from girls, and my sissy little brothers who refuse to fight like real men.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben So... have you been kicked in the balls lately or what?[/quote] How do they know where it hurts most?????? [/quote] Isn't that what the guy who gives orgasms in the hallway does?
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  • Gentleman, I have the remedy to the problem: Ball excercises. Work your gonads to full maximum strength, and you will resist all pain. When my girlfriend attempted a swift kick, she only ended up hurting her toes. Yes, I have balls of iron.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE BEAR KING now when whemen kick you in the balls rage, or just when you do someting offensive towards them, i mean iv'e never been kickid in the balls, mabye because i cant spell kiked mabye it's beacause im so sweet the world may never know. but remember there is more thatn one way to eat a recess[/quote] .............
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE BEAR KING now when whemen kick you in the balls rage, or just when you do someting offensive towards them, i mean iv'e never been kickid in the balls, mabye because i cant spell kiked mabye it's beacause im so sweet the world may never know. but remember there is more thatn one way to eat a recess[/quote] Lets start with the basics of comprehension, its usually a good thing to let your audience know that you are speaking their language (in this case, English) and not butchering like the Thanksgiving turkey. :D
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE BEAR KING now when whemen kick you in the balls rage, or just when you do someting offensive towards them, i mean iv'e never been kickid in the balls, mabye because i cant spell kiked mabye it's beacause im so sweet the world may never know. but remember there is more thatn one way to eat a recess[/quote] ..........................................?
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  • now when whemen kick you in the balls rage, or just when you do someting offensive towards them, i mean iv'e never been kickid in the balls, mabye because i cant spell kiked mabye it's beacause im so sweet the world may never know. but remember there is more thatn one way to eat a recess
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Elite_elite That's why you wear a cup.[/quote] No, thats why [b][i]I[/i][/b] wear a cup. :D [Edited on 2/8/2005 7:28:57 PM]
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  • Bad memories, bad memories!!
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  • shiver me timbers. Just -blam!- oww.
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  • Really. I get kicked in the shins. Or girl punched. But never kicked me balls.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben So... have you been kicked in the balls lately or what?[/quote] How do they know where it hurts most??????
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] yes name dont piss women off! they will kick you directly in the balls!! most of us already know this, but for anyone out there who is fortunate enough to not piss a girl off dont start now! you dont even wanna know what happens.[/quote] The same can be said for mods.
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