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#Halo

8/19/2008 12:28:41 AM
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You'll never guess what just happened!!!

So I was playing Rocket Race on a bright Sunday afternoon. It was a beautiful day and my friends wanted to play basketball. I know right, what noobs. You'll never be MLG if thats what you do with your spare time. So I went into Rocket Race and closed the blinds. I was busy shooting rockets at my teammate (lolololololololololol) when the most magical thing happened. It fluttered through my headset like the aroma of fresh baked cookies from my easy bake over. I heard it and I melted. The most beautiful thing anyone could ever imagine. It was the unmistakable voice of a human female. I'll never forget those words she said "Hey you -blam!- -blam!-. Stop shooting me and get on the Mongoose." Mankind at its most beautiful. I was awestruck. A girl playing Halo. I couldn't wrap my feeble mind around this concept. A girl? A person lacking the male reproductive organ? Maybe even playing naked with her voluptious breasts out in the open? The thoughts drove me wild. I couldn't contain myself any more. I quickly apologized for my actions and sent her a friend request. We continued to play and I found out her name was Sammy. What a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. We played Rocket Race and Custom games. It was amazing. I found out that she too turned down the oppritunity to play basketball and that just excited me even more. Then the time came. My mother broke my heart by telling me I had to go to the proctologist for my monthly exam. I knew I would have to leave the love of my life. It was now or never. I let her hear what I felt in my heart. At the end I asked for her hand in marriage. She was silent for a moment and then it came. Like a icy dagger through me heart "wtf? No way" I could barely hold back the tears. I asked for a reason. She replied with "I like girls." What? Are you serious? There was no way this enchanting young woman could be a -blam!-? I asked in the nicest way I could think of "So you're a carpet muncher?" Her laugh cut through me and destroyed my ability to love. When she finally stopped laughing she broke my heart one more time with her final words. "No you moron. I'm a boy. I'm only 9." The lesson here is, don't trust anyone on the internet. I have loved and lost. It pains me every day since. Please people, don't let this happen to you.
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  • Hahahahahahhhahahahah that was hilarious
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  • Nice one LOL Made me laugh -blam!- hard
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo 3 Sucks So I was playing Rocket Race on a bright Sunday afternoon. It was a beautiful day and my friends wanted to play basketball. I know right, what noobs. You'll never be MLG if thats what you do with your spare time. So I went into Rocket Race and closed the blinds. I was busy shooting rockets at my teammate (lolololololololololol) when the most magical thing happened. It fluttered through my headset like the aroma of fresh baked cookies from my easy bake over. I heard it and I melted. The most beautiful thing anyone could ever imagine. It was the unmistakable voice of a human female. I'll never forget those words she said "Hey you -blam!- -blam!-. Stop shooting me and get on the Mongoose." Mankind at its most beautiful. I was awestruck. A girl playing Halo. I couldn't wrap my feeble mind around this concept. A girl? A person lacking the male reproductive organ? Maybe even playing naked with her voluptious breasts out in the open? The thoughts drove me wild. I couldn't contain myself any more. I quickly apologized for my actions and sent her a friend request. We continued to play and I found out her name was Sammy. What a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. We played Rocket Race and Custom games. It was amazing. I found out that she too turned down the oppritunity to play basketball and that just excited me even more. Then the time came. My mother broke my heart by telling me I had to go to the proctologist for my monthly exam. I knew I would have to leave the love of my life. It was now or never. I let her hear what I felt in my heart. At the end I asked for her hand in marriage. She was silent for a moment and then it came. Like a icy dagger through me heart "wtf? No way" I could barely hold back the tears. I asked for a reason. She replied with "I like girls." What? Are you serious? There was no way this enchanting young woman could be a -blam!-? I asked in the nicest way I could think of "So you're a carpet muncher?" Her laugh cut through me and destroyed my ability to love. When she finally stopped laughing she broke my heart one more time with her final words. "No you moron. I'm a boy. I'm only 9." The lesson here is, don't trust anyone on the internet. I have loved and lost. It pains me every day since. Please people, don't let this happen to you.[/quote] Epic Win
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  • yea, my friend was takin the piss out of this ameriacn (male) kid who sounded like 5, then then SHE said "im 21, and a girl" the same thing in reverse rawfulz
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  • Well ofc they were 9 cause enyone thats 13 and under sounds like a girl on helium
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  • I know, man, I know. Same thing happens to me all the time..
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  • lol nice dude
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  • lol
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  • This was funny and creepy at the same time...I love it.
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  • Very funny lmao rofl.
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  • You win
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  • Autowin to the maxx
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wizzen james Good story, but the name of your account makes me hate you. [/quote] If something stole the greatest love you've ever had, you would think it sucked too.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo 3 Sucks So I was playing Rocket Race on a bright Sunday afternoon. It was a beautiful day and my friends wanted to play basketball. I know right, what noobs. You'll never be MLG if thats what you do with your spare time. So I went into Rocket Race and closed the blinds. I was busy shooting rockets at my teammate (lolololololololololol) when the most magical thing happened. It fluttered through my headset like the aroma of fresh baked cookies from my easy bake over. I heard it and I melted. The most beautiful thing anyone could ever imagine. It was the unmistakable voice of a human female. I'll never forget those words she said "Hey you -blam!- -blam!-. Stop shooting me and get on the Mongoose." Mankind at its most beautiful. I was awestruck. A girl playing Halo. I couldn't wrap my feeble mind around this concept. A girl? A person lacking the male reproductive organ? Maybe even playing naked with her voluptious breasts out in the open? The thoughts drove me wild. I couldn't contain myself any more. I quickly apologized for my actions and sent her a friend request. We continued to play and I found out her name was Sammy. What a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. We played Rocket Race and Custom games. It was amazing. I found out that she too turned down the oppritunity to play basketball and that just excited me even more. Then the time came. My mother broke my heart by telling me I had to go to the proctologist for my monthly exam. I knew I would have to leave the love of my life. It was now or never. I let her hear what I felt in my heart. At the end I asked for her hand in marriage. She was silent for a moment and then it came. Like a icy dagger through me heart "wtf? No way" I could barely hold back the tears. I asked for a reason. She replied with "I like girls." What? Are you serious? There was no way this enchanting young woman could be a -blam!-? I asked in the nicest way I could think of "So you're a carpet muncher?" Her laugh cut through me and destroyed my ability to love. When she finally stopped laughing she broke my heart one more time with her final words. "No you moron. I'm a boy. I'm only 9." The lesson here is, don't trust anyone on the internet. I have loved and lost. It pains me every day since. Please people, don't let this happen to you.[/quote] lol i lol'd
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnbarredPython This is sad. Not because he thought he found a girl playing Halo, but because she was most likely the closest he will ever come to a girlfriend, let alone marriage.[/quote] Something a little too close to home, huh?
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  • HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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  • This post is so full of win, that i actually took time out of my day to post this post. DAMN.
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    Oh... wow. Best story ever.
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  • This is Copypasta, I saw the same thing a month ago.
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  • im getting sick of these threads....
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  • lol
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  • oh god lmao I just had to post about how AMAZING that story was. Proctologist lol
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  • At first i threw up alittle in my mouth,but then i laughed. Was kinda messy..
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  • LOL!
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  • was there a point in there?
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  • so u've never played a girl on halo FFS im outta here lmao
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