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1/27/2005 11:12:57 PM
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The Great Food Melee Game

[color=red]The following story contains spam. Veiwer descresion is advised.[/color] It had been a long morning. Science class had been utterly incomprehensible, thanks to that substitute we got. Anyways, I was hungry. Real hungry. As I walked to the lunchroom, accompanied by Steelbulletproof and Douglas Brown, Davester walked around the corner. Davester: "OMFGBBQ WaZ ^ n00bs!!!!???? LOL WTF" Me: "Davester, will you ever learn? You even spam in real life." Davester: "SHUT U[> j00 -blam!- IDIOT!!!!1111 LOL OMG WTF" Steel: "Back off. Don't make me-" Davester: "D0 WaT????? j00 canT Du NTOINHG WHe|\| I GOT MORE UBER HAXXOR SKEILS DEN jOO!!!!!1!111! LOL OMFG" Douglas: "Yeah? Eat this, you spamming bas-" Suddenly, MCs Brother walked in, accompanied by Texas Ben, Tanikaze, and Arcwolf117. MC: "Whats going on here?" "Whats going on?" said Douglas. "This is whats going on!" Douglas heaves a pile of mashed potatoes into Davester's face. Davester: OMG!!!111 ITS ON NOW JOO -blam!- NOOB! CHARIZARD, LETS PWNZERNATE DEESE IDOITS!!!!11 OMFGBBQ LOLZERS Charizard comes around the corner, accompanied with other people. Texas Ben: -blam!-! Quick, overturn some tables and grab some food! Davester: LIEK F00d FIGHT!!!!1111shift+one! OMG LOL [color=white]Alright, people. Some simple ground rules. [*]No spamming [*]No flaming [*]Remain on topic [*]Sorry, but some people have to be on davester and charizard's team.[/color] If you're not in school anymore... Um, I guess just pretend that you are or something. [Edited on 1/27/2005 3:50:20 PM]
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  • *Tosses cabbage from hand to hand*
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  • oh ya BUMP
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  • Gets hit by cottage cheese. hey i'm on your side!!!
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  • She starts throwing massive amounts of cottage cheese at allt he bad peoples that her team is against 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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  • K1ink runs back in and shouts to douglas OMG thank you take some of my cabbage!!! Runs behind table.
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  • *shoves the slipping K1ink out the door, saving him from being pelted with all the food. Awards and endoresments soon follow.*
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  • K1ink walks in and throws rice crispeas(spelling?)on ground. Walks in one HEEELPP!!!
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  • Using a startled Jean, I un do the becca'ing. UNBECCA! Now un-becca'ed, I whip out katana made of meat bones and take back my gun. Then I lay down "the law" and totally kill Micheal Bolton. My gun need's repairs, (that fool Coheed didn't know how to load it and it broke) so a take a break to repair it.
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  • Curses! My armor is damaged and I'm out of waffle bombs. *Micheal Bolton armor comes back to life while still on Douglas and filled Mr. Brown with a baby ninja.* "BECCA'D!!" he sreams. Then he takes the now shocked and confused Douglas's carrot gatling gun and hands it to coheed.
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  • [teen girl squad voice]Ouch, my skin![/teen girl squad voice] *repairs legs with tomatoe paste and then tranquilizes Charizard.* [Edited on 1/29/2005 9:36:04 AM]
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  • Ooooo Pie. *Eats pie from leg and throws 5 pineapple bomb's around douglas brown. A few explosion's occured and pieces of pineapple teard through douglas his legs.* [simpsons laugh] HAHA! [/simpsons laugh]
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  • *dodges grenade* BOOM! Ha! you stepped on a pie mine. Your leg is now rendered delicious.
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  • *Throws sticky potatoe grenade on Douglas his head and jumps behind wall.* Take that carrot head!
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  • Ah! So you will be fighting good. *climbs back through window.* AAAAAA! * starts shooting carrot gatling gun like a madman*
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  • *Smacks Douglas upsidedown and throws him through the window.*
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  • *gets up and punches Ghostkilla right in his stomach* Take that to the snack bar and eat it!.
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  • *Walks into the cafetaria with some friends only to see a food fight going on.* "Come on guys, lets go to the snack bar." *Walks away and grabs money to buy some food.*
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  • NOOOOOOOO! *slo-mo dive while shooting two corn kernal uzis* [b]BOOOM!! [/b] *the milk chart vehicle hits a pie-mine and topples over, spilling the passengers all over the ground.*
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  • but I already died!
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  • EE GADS MAN.... *M12 drives through the cafeteria inside a Milkcart jeep with a rotating Chocolate shooter on the back* Dont shoot!! *Prince takes out an industrial size ketchup shooter... ketchup bombards the area*
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  • *Raises potato bazooka* Fire in the hole!
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  • *I return from my seizure and throw a pair of apples at Nitrogen*
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  • I pick 'um up and throw them randomly. Thanks Mr.Gen! [Edited on 1/28/2005 6:59:14 PM]
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  • my UN detonated cheese grenades roll over to Douglas Brown "niiiiiiiiiice.."he says
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  • DIE COHEED! *Dons Micheal Bolton as armor* Take this! *throws old kaiser rolls carved into surikens at him.* AAAA! *shoots carrot gatling gun at him which sreads his armor to nothing and hurts him a bit*
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  • I break through the door and throw a mac and cheese grenade.. only to notice it had sticked to my hand! SPLAT!!!
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