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1/9/2005 6:13:20 AM
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I'm scared to get out of the bathroom
Please give me some pointers on how to get out of the bathroom. I'm using the laptop for internet and a cat is right by the door grownling at ready to scratch the heck out of me. I only put the cat under a laundry basket and smacked it with a bat while the cat was still under it! Why oh why do I deserve this horrible fate!? Its wating outside the door and i can't get out....how will I survive?! Please oh please help!
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Dude..........it's a cat. Unless you're allergic to cats, a toddler, or mentally handicapped, you can establish dominance over a cat. I mean, c'mon. He can't bite the hand that feeds him. Feet yes, hand no.
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AHHH!! MY hands hurts! theres blood all over my laptop's keyboard! Thanks a lot for the help.... I'm sitting in the bathtub right now...cat even more pissed...pacing around the door with death in his eyes [Edited on 1/8/2005 10:21:37 PM]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored AHHH!! MY hands hurts! theres blood all over my laptop's keyboard! Thanks a lot for the help.... I'm sitting in the bathtub right now...cat even more pissed...pacing around the door with death in his eyes [/quote] Well then, you're screwed. And now the whole forum's laughing. Are you seriously afraid of that cat?
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[url=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/catapult.html]Apply the technique[/url]
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i was playing that game....but the cat heard it...and he fricking tore a hole in the door! I'm holding on for my life by applying a toilet seat ripped out of the toilet and put on the door's hole to prevent the cat from coming in! omfg its GOING TO KILL ME!!!! [Edited on 1/8/2005 10:29:16 PM]
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Is your cat by any chance a puma?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored i was playing that game....but the cat heard it...and he fricking tore a hole in the door! I'm holding on for my life by applying a toilet seat ripped out of the toilet and put on the door's hole to prevent the cat from coming in! omfg its GOING TO KILL ME!!!![/quote] .........................This is why i'm a dog person.
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MakaVeli4Life1... or officially the coolest mod ever... i have a spanish teacher whos a cat lover : )
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Kick it. 'Nuff said.
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AHH!!! I kicked the fricking little imp...but he scratched the hell out of my legs! My pants are covered in blood! I threw a toilet paper roll at it....it just got even more pissed and what i thoguht i saw was fire gleaming in its eyes! Are you guys just trying to give me pointers leading to injuries and death????
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored AHH!!! I kicked the fricking little imp...but he scratched the hell out of my legs! My pants are covered in blood! I threw a toilet paper roll at it....it just got even more pissed and what i thoguht i saw was fire gleaming in its eyes! Are you guys just trying to give me pointers leading to injuries and death????[/quote] -blam!-.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored AHH!!! I kicked the fricking little imp...but he scratched the hell out of my legs! My pants are covered in blood! I threw a toilet paper roll at it....it just got even more pissed and what i thoguht i saw was fire gleaming in its eyes! Are you guys just trying to give me pointers leading to injuries and death????[/quote] Tis but a flesh wound! [Edited on 1/8/2005 10:41:28 PM]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother [Tis but a flesh wound![/quote] Excellent usage of a Monty python quote, but I don't think you got my pun.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Galaga Junkie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother [Tis but a flesh wound![/quote] Excellent usage of a Monty python quote, but I don't think you got my pun.[/quote] No, I got it. I just wanted to use something Python-ish.
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is there anything i can throw at it which is harder and hurts more than a full tiolet paper roll?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored is there anything i can throw at it which is harder and hurts more than a full tiolet paper roll?[/quote] Wood! Or a duck! Or a swallow carrying a cocnut!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored AHH!!! I kicked the fricking little imp...but he scratched the hell out of my legs! My pants are covered in blood! I threw a toilet paper roll at it....it just got even more pissed and what i thoguht i saw was fire gleaming in its eyes! Are you guys just trying to give me pointers leading to injuries and death????[/quote] Tis but a flesh wound![/quote] You've got no arms left, you stupid bastard!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored is there anything i can throw at it which is harder and hurts more than a full tiolet paper roll?[/quote] Yourself!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored is there anything i can throw at it which is harder and hurts more than a full tiolet paper roll?[/quote] What about the laptop?
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I couldn't find a piece of wood or a swallo carrying a coconut... but i threw my rubber ducky at it. No effect to the cat's health except to piss it off to its full extent! I am very, very screwed... I'M GOING TO F***ING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If i throw the laptop at him... the cat will definitely live and wreck it...thus disconnecting me from my only available lifeline [Edited on 1/8/2005 10:51:59 PM]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] un gato [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored AHH!!! I kicked the fricking little imp...but he scratched the hell out of my legs! My pants are covered in blood! I threw a toilet paper roll at it....it just got even more pissed and what i thoguht i saw was fire gleaming in its eyes! Are you guys just trying to give me pointers leading to injuries and death????[/quote] Tis but a flesh wound![/quote] You've got no arms left, you stupid bastard![/quote] Yes I have!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored I couldn't find a piece of wood or a swallo carrying a coconut... but i threw my rubber ducky at it. No effect to the cat's health except to piss it off to its full extent! I am very, very screwed... I'M GOING TO F***ING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote] Ok try your laptop if the doesn't work you...can...ummmm....nope your screwed if that doen't work
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Bite it's legs off.
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OHHH!!! THE WOE!!! I'm sitting on the bathtub... staring at the tiled ceiling.....having my life flash b4 my eyes........yet all i flashed was playing halo 2 and taking a crap b4 i was trapped by the cat...... My laptop's my only lifeline...can't get rid of that
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored OHHH!!! THE WOE!!! I'm sitting on the bathtub... staring at the tiled ceiling.....having my life flash b4 my eyes........yet all i flashed was playing halo 2 and taking a crap b4 i was trapped by the cat...... My laptop's my only lifeline...can't get rid of that[/quote] Bash the cat over the head with the laptop! It's a freaking cat! Not Rambo!.............................Hmm. Cat Rambo.....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored OHHH!!! THE WOE!!! I'm sitting on the bathtub... staring at the tiled ceiling.....having my life flash b4 my eyes........yet all i flashed was playing halo 2 and taking a crap b4 i was trapped by the cat...... My laptop's my only lifeline...can't get rid of that[/quote] well your screwed bye bye
