What's the funniest experience that you have had while in the military? So It was back when I was going through basic training, Fort Jackson, South Carolina. It was a nice Sunday morning(not), and for those who have been there, you damn well know Sunday was the day to catch a "small" break from testosterone up in the bays. Well like any other Sunday, we were offered the chance to go to church, which was great. So my battle and I got ready for church. Upon arriving we took a seat (worst mistake ever). Neither of us made the smart decision to head to the Latrine before we sat down. Because you know damn well that once you take a seat, you're done son (and for my paratroopers, we have all gone a LOOOOOONG period of time of having to hold our piss in once we have been JMPIed*) Well back to my story. The chaplain started doing his work. Great verses and all. I wish I still remembered some of the great ones that he would preach to us. Well my battle ended up getting the deadliest urge of having to take a trip to the latrine. He didn't want to ask the DS for permission to utilize the latrine so he kept telling me of how he was on the edge of pissing on himself. At that moment I knew that the only smart decision for him would be to piss in his camelbak*. He thought about it, continuously. After a few minutes of contemplating this life decision, I noticed him start drinking the water out of his camelbak's tube. Next thing you know, he's asking me and the person to his left to watch out for a DS because he's coming in hot from his bladder. At that moment I knew that his breathe was going to be smelling like piss from that day forward. I felt mad sorry for him if the DS were to get all up on his face. Moral of the story is, before you take any sort of seat while in the military. You best hope you take a trip to the latrine and empty your bladder, ESPECIALLY if you know that you have a baby bladder.