You read correctly. I naked n00b have become the first player to get a legit Killtacular in a Halo 3 game. I know how impressed the Bnet community is with my double and even triple kills so I had to come here immediately and share with everyone. Don't think this is a joke, I really did get it. I'll describe it in such detail, you'll think you were playing split screen with me.
It all started today when I went to play Halo 3 and realized there was a new Double Exp weekend. I was hoping it would be infection. I have a sweet place to hide in the Pit. No one knows about it, but I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with shmunder the shmairs. I was disappointed when I saw something called gruffball? WTF is gruffball? I'm sure many of you are as unfamilar as I was, but you'll have to check it out.
I started it up and let out a squeal of excitement when I learned we had hammers. HAMMERS!!! My favorite weapon. I love owning noobs with the hammer when they try to BR me. I was thinking about going pro in Hammerzeit, but then I realized I was better with the shotgun. But I was running around just smacking people and having a blast, but I wasn't getting any kills. The scorer must have been broken because I must have killed six or seven people and I didn't get any kills. Then I saw some guy on the oragne team run right past me and blow up, then the other team got a point. How lame. They must have stuck him.
It took me a few games to warm up. I never understood where the orange team came from. They never got any kills, but the other team kept sticking them. Then it happened. I was running around smacking people when I beat down a guy. Another one popped up and I astonished myself with a double kill. Then next guy just spawned right in front of me. Triple kill. By this point I was yelling for my little brother to run into the room and watch. Another person spawned right in front of me and I smacked him with my hammer. And got an overkill. I let out a high pitched scream of joy. My mom came in because she thought I was having a seizure, but she was surprised at what came next.
One more spawned right next to me again. Another swing from my mighty hammer and the scream of Killtacular. Yes, a legit Killtacular. And a killing spree. On the same kill. I know I am the only person that got them together on the same kill. I wet myself a little and my mom said I had to clean up the couch, but I didn't listen. I ran straight for the computer and told you my story. I should probably go change my pants and get back to my game. For some reason my team hasn't been winning, but I think my LEGIT KILLTACULAR probably carried us. I'll go get back to the game. I'll be ready for your amazed comments when I get back.
*Disclaimer*
If you lack a sense of humor or are just as stupid as a certain web master, please leave this thread now. I have no time for morons that lack the common sense to differntiate jokes from truth. As many of you know the forums are filled with complaints and idiots. My goal is to lighten up the forums even if it is just for one thread. My topics are designed to encourage humorous discussions about Halo to allieviate seriousness of the forums. Since you've been warned about sarcasm I am clearly not trying to bait the flamers. This falls well within every rule I've read on Bungie.net.
[Edited on 08.15.2008 7:14 PM PDT]
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Every single one of your threads are long. Every single one of your threads have made me laugh. I <3 you Naked n00b
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LOL, again the real hilarity is from those who take this thread seriously...
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[url=http://achievementgen.info/view.php?ach=25462] Epic fail double fail triple fail over fail failtacular failtrocity failimanjario failpocolyspe failtasthrope faillionare faling spree faling frenzy failing riot failing beserker FAILED game over- you suck [/url]
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Lol, nice. :D Naked Noob always makes a good post. [Edited on 07.02.2008 8:14 PM PDT]
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These threads are so stupid
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Naked n00b is infamous for the worst posts around here. I want a petition for your banning for worst threads ever.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xX 2Puddin4 Xx That's cute. Talk to me when you get a killionaire thats NOT in grifball[/quote] You're cute
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That's cute. Talk to me when you get a killionaire thats NOT in grifball
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Yeah, I have gotten a Killionaire while playing grifball as I am sure many other people here did too.
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naked n00b ftw!
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I don't I wish I was able to ignore things that I didn't agree with
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXDrVanillaXx i got 2 killtacs...in soc...but i dont make forum topics about it[/quote] I pity you and your ignorance.
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i got 2 killtacs...in soc...but i dont make forum topics about it
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I can't believe how retarded you all are! Grow a brain cell or three!
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um? sum1 on MLG posted a video getting a killtacular :D you can search it urself.
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nice job getting reported for your spam stories was this also part of your 1337'nes?
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I enjoyed it. :D
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ive gotten 2. legit in lone wolves. i also have videos if u dont believe me
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Ummm about a week ago I got a killtacular with one clip of battle rifle and then just yesturday I got a killtacular with a wraith.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B 14 I started it up and let out a squeal of excitement when I learned we had hammers. HAMMERS!!! My favorite weapon [/quote] noob
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What's even funnier then the original post, is all the thick headed people who posted after this thinking the thread was serious. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ONEARM ASSASSIN Seriously...it's not THAT great. All you have to do is spawn kill. I've gotten a few killionares and you don't see me going crazy about it... Go to my profile...you will see more than just a Killtackular... Profile: ONEARM ASSASSIN [/quote] Get a sense of humor.
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i got a killtacular on isolation TS looooong before this thread was made
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I have 9 legit ranked killtaculars
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Seriously...it's not THAT great. All you have to do is spawn kill. I've gotten a few killionares and you don't see me going crazy about it... Go to my profile...you will see more than just a Killtackular... Profile: ONEARM ASSASSIN
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haha that is jokes
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xGuitar Ninjax PS Try getting a better medal than that. I've goten Killapocalypse on Griffball. And Bungie fixed that glitch of hiding under the stairs in The Pit. I've tried to go under the stairs and they patched it up. You're pathetic, kid.[/quote] It's called sarcasm. Maybe you need a sense of humor. PS - Try getting a better medal than that. I've gotten a Killionaire on Grifball.