Which of my sexy Warlock brethren are tired of Xur smothering us with the same exotics? Raise your hand if for months on hand you were disappointed to find Sunbreakers or Voidfang Vestments on the books yet again?
*raises hand
Raise your hand, especially given that he has sold the same robe twice in a row (Starfire Protocol), if you think he's only adding that to his roll of three armors?
*raises hand
Raise your hand if it will be a cold day in Hellmouth before he offers Heart of Praxic Fire?
*raises both hands
At least he hasn't neglected us completely. If you roll Sunsinger and are rolling both Dragon's Breath and Sunbreakers, you're zoning abilities are second to none. Miniature nuclear explosions everywhere...
We really don't hate you Xur. We just want some of that sweet loving you show those Shoulder-Charging Titans and those cape-wearing frabulous hunters. Hook a Warlock-brother up...
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*wipes away the tears flowing down my Warlock Robes Praise the void and the sun. Xur doesn't hate our kind anymore. I thought it would be a cold day in Hellmouth before he sold us something other than Voidfang Vestments or Sunbreakers.
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No doubt. How about some exotic boots for once.
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Some warlock must have REALLY pissed off Xur or the whole "nine agency" royally in the past. Why was this never mentioned in the grimoire?