Dearest Bungie,
Unto mine attention it hath come that with the onset of the release of what lies in The Dark Below that more than one demon clawed its wretched way out of the bowels of the pit. Lo, this specter most foul is more closer to the brave guardians, those paladins who extend the torch of defiance that shouts its Light into the darkest Darkness and sayeth, "We shan't bow to this black tide lest we be damned!" This wretched shadow is closer to the courageous guardians than a babe unto its mother's bosom. This evil unto which I refereth is none other than the inequality so prevalent among the tools of war that bear our protectors thence and back again.
With the release of what lies in the Pit, new tools were forged. New swords to cut the black, new armor in which to plant ourselves and say "We will not be moved!" And these tools are hard-won. Yea, the same sweat, blood, tears and time are cast aside to win these trophies, but the reward no longer matches the price.
In the Vault of Glass, that reflective hall of perdition, the rewards fall behind those sold by the street vendors of the Tower. Even unto my rifle, damage done hath faltered.
Please, oh Bungie, let not these trophies fall by the wayside. Allow them to be equal in strength and resolution as these new-forged hammers of darkness. Allow for equality of arms and armor among the armies. Let not their struggles be in vain against the blackening tide.
Your's,
Dr. Chillyhands
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Agreed. And I appreciate your attempt at s more literary tone but "more closer"? Really?
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I will lend my swor..[i]no not that line[/i]...my voic, [i]wait no one can actually hear me [/i] I will lend my words? to aid your cause good sir. I have some Legends of old that I shall not allow to pass away into shards of nothingness. I fear I will never again see a scout rifle equipped with the Firefly ability and only trust in the Devil I Know...for I have seen the Devil I Don't as a charlatan of it's alleged brother. These devices, tools...nay personal allies have seen me through the darkness more times than I may recount. They deserve respect and a hallowed place among my inventory. So, call out to your congressma... [i]no that's wrong again[/i] hmmm DeeJ...Developers, suits of Activision lend me your ears... [i]is that too over dramatic?[/i] We plead to you, allow our Legendaries of the past a new breath. Allow the gunsmith to find his worth and purpose by actually smithing guns, rather that just a merchant of less than respectable wares. This is our request, comply lest we fall into madness.
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Preach.
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Eh. I wasnt inspired. -1 for wasting my life.
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You just gave me a good laugh. +1 man chuckles
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Edited by GreyPooponya: 1/11/2015 5:02:21 PMGet over the whole trophy thing. That's exactly why they reset it...so you magic trophy boys would [i]have[/i] to grind their game over again. What would be the point of grinding two tiers of vanguard gear with only one set of worn out strikes...so it's not much of a gesture to beginners. It was a way to recycle shit by simply changing some numbers. The game is fun, but this magic the gathering snowflake culture has got to go.
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Edited by The 7th fall: 1/9/2015 2:24:14 AMVery nice way to get a point across in a poetic and inventive manner. +1
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bump for fatebringer
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Big ol bump
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Well done.
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One of the very few posts I actually enjoyed reading. Got a point across in a way that wasn't boring nor "whiny". Well done sir. Well done.
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My friend, Your endeavors and trials need not be in vain. I have met others who have reached the depths of the Vault and returned, bringing with them instruments of war unlike any seen and not wholly understood. These weapons are magnificent indeed, not easily won nor easily mastered, and the Guardians who have done both are banded in an unspoken pact to protect and preserve that which we have fought so hard for. Come find us, and join our fight. #fatebringer331
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Wise words indeed, mine guardian brother, but thy wise words fall upon the deafest of ears. Long have these dreams been dreamt, but I fear that that is all those dreams will ever be.
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Saw the words "unto," "hath," and "lo." Told myself [i]NOPE[/i] and ran away.
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This guy deserves an emmy
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Pardon
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Say what now?
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Props for writing the whole thing like Shakespeare lol
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Edited by Tlaloc___: 1/4/2015 4:26:48 PMBowels. Not bowls. First paragraph.
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To be fair vebder bought should have limited you at 28/29 then vog takes you to 29/30 and crota takes you to 31/32
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Dafuq? Can you put this into a language people will actually understand?