I have seen countless threads discussing Smuggler. Come on people. Isn't it obvious? What map would make the community happier than ever? What map is undeniably linked to the Smuggler name and the clues given by Bungie? Of course if you are not a retarded baboon you will know its LOCKOUT!!!
I am so excited for Lockout. I know some may say that they already remade Lockout, but I say no. Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? Blackout is a failure.
Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now.
Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had
Shotgun
Many guns
Under glass
Glass
Green room
Library
Enough guns
Rooms
Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler. So it was clear long before Bungie released the weekly update yesterday, but I guess they have to give you idiots direct clues for you to understand.
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REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE
LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. [8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure.
REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE
Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request.
REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE
Still waiting for maintenance and security detail. [24 hours] elapsed since request.
REPORT: SECURITY BREACH
LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced a security breach via emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits. Emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits have been placed in recursive mode to contain unauthorized hostile lifeforms. Request emergency security detail. Still waiting for primary maintenance and security detail. [2512332 hours, 14 minutes, 6 seconds]elapsed since initial request.
REPORT: DERELICTION OF DUTY
2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security.
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That is taken directly from the weekly update. Lets start at the top. "Containment Failure" Clearly this means they were going to remake the map Containment, but failed. So naturally they move to Lockout.
LF .Xx. 3273 Now come on. If you don't understand chinese Binary then you should just stop reading now. For those of you who actually know how to comprehend Chinese binary you will understand how this clearly points to a Lockout remake.
Next we have
"research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. "
Now I'm no Shakespeare expert, but I am positive this came from his famous sonnet called "The Lockout" Its all coming together.
Then there is "[8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure." Eight minutes just happens to be the average time it took to play one game on Lockout. I've tested this several thousand times to be sure.
Next Bungie says "Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request"
32 minutes and 9 seconds. Exactly how long my nap was yesterday. I was napping on my porch because I was LOCKED OUT of my house. It doesn't get more obvious
Finally we have "2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security."
lax as in Lacrosse. We all know that Bungie are trying to hide their status as pro lacrosse players, but that is not the definitive evidence. Maintenance and security. Lockout had bad maintenance and security. Whenever you throw a grenade dust comes up. Wouldn't happen if maintenance had been cleaning like they were supposed to.
Security was also bad. People were always falling off of Lockout. Security should have put higher walls.
I think this whole argument is the only evidence we need. Clearly if you disagree you still don't get it. Don't even waste my time. I can't wait until we have a real Lockout to play on.
[u]OFFCIAL AGREEMENT COUNT[/u]
Agreed- 134
Disagree - 70
[Edited on 06.02.2008 8:29 PM PDT]
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They talked about Penitent Tangent. Wasn't it like Spark, but red ? I remember seeing it circling Backwash ...
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Good one. Brought me up after the June update brought me down.
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It is AMAZING how many people took this seriously. i don't know whether to laugh or shake my head in shame.. Fantastic though OP, hilarious lol
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Lol this is the only thread of its kind that came close to making me chuckle.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rienstien THEY REMADE LOCKOUT TWICE, SHUT UP. people always comp[lain, im not usually an angry person, i am angry about [i]remaking[/i] blood gulch.[/quote] It's a joke.
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roflcopeters
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Lol.Epic win. Its almost as funny as the fact that Heroic and Ledgendary members taking it seriously.
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Im not paying for the same map twice i hope its midship =] Oh and if you see my gamertag backwards in denooh? See weird huh?!?!?!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SS_Zag1 I crown this: Thread of the Day.[/quote] I crown this best thread of the forum. Evar.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] d00m r4g3 You win one internets.[/quote] No.
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2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] was the monitor of installation 05, and also guest starred in the map "Backwash" from Halo 2. The first assumption I made upon reading his name was that they would be either remaking Backwash, or making a map similar to Backwash (a foggy flood environment). That's just my opinion. And Blackout and the "new Lockout" would be way too similar, and would be a waste of two maps. Blackout is your new Lockout, adjust and move on. Everyone knows what the green room is, everyone knows what bottom glass is, everyone knows what elbow, S3, BR1, and the rest are. Adjust and move on, my friend. Your time would be better spent playing Blackout than trying to get Bungie to make another one.
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Hehe, I didn't realise until the end that he was joking. [quote]32 minutes and 9 secs. Excactly the time I slep on my porch yesterday when I was LOCKED OUT of my house.[/quote] ^^ Super win :)
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ROFL!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CAP Caboose Hey dumb ass we have the same map but reskined and thats called blackout[/quote] Haha! Some people are just so dumb. Great post dude laughed my arse of at work. Everyone gave me a funny look.
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[quote]Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now.[/quote] Of course they end in the same letter they start with when spelt forwards! It's backwards you retard! and as for the S M U G G L E R bit, you just found random properties and put them in order! You actually pretty much repeated a few of them...
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LOL, that WAS hilarious, thanks =D and for all you idiots, READ what he said before posting
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.......ur a RETARD.
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Win sauce with chunks of success.
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I have not ROFLED this hard in a long time.
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Blackout = Lockout. Guardian is close to Lockout but Guardian does not = Lockout. Why would we want a third one?
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I think this is a brilliant idea! No one would expect Bungie to re-make Lockout! After all, Blackout doesn't count at all.... the colors are all different, and it's not a Forerunner instillation. Heck, even the NAME is different. Plus, with those numbers working out the way they do, there's no way it CAN'T be Lockout.
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Awesome! *laughs out loud*
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Ouch Charlie. You need to realize that Bungie WOULD NOT (i'm 99.99% positive) make a remake of an already remade map!!
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It could also be a remake of Damnation since that map was absolutely amazing. Shotguns Many Waterfalls Up High Grenades Glorious Battles Lovely Flags Eminent Danger Ridiculous Pistols Plus all you have to do is spell it backwards and everything becomes undoubtedly clear noitanmad