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12/8/2014 6:19:35 PM
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ISIS Is coming for Canada
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^^^^ our first line if defence
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Edited by Geth: 2/26/2015 5:12:19 AMPrepare yourself Canada. Get your hockey sticks and bagged milk ready!!!!
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If they were serious about it, and actually tried it, they'd hit heavy population centers. Quebec City, Ottawa, Victoria, Calgary. Between those four major population points, everything else is small and the distance is too big to cover. I hope they don't. But they have another ball game if they're trying to do any lasting damage to Canada. Our entire country, in any sort of war or major conflict, would be good at guerrilla warfare because of the distance between everything, and the extreme colds across the majority of the country. Hope ISIS fighters are used to being freezy pops!
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We'll just send in Mounties on moose with hockey sticks. That'll ger er done, eh?
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Nobody -blam!-s with Canada.
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1 ReplyEdited by Deckin My Bans: 2/26/2015 12:55:16 AMPissing off Canada is a bad idea considering their military while not as large as the United States, is just as skilled. And its citizens, just as willing to fight back.
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2 RepliesIt's all fun and games until the Canadian government boils you alive in maple syrup for being a terrorist.
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20 RepliesWhat? NOBODY PICKS ON OUR NORTHERN BROTHERS AND SISTERS BUT US!!
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2 RepliesRob ford is gonna kick some isis ass
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2 RepliesYou're kidding me. What did Canada do?
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Tell ISIS not to get it everywhere
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If they come over here I'll punch me... And them apologize as what I've done is wrong and I am a nice Canadian and make them pancakes :)
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Challenge accepted eh
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What's this ISIS shananagans aboot, eh!? Sorry but I'm gonna have to put a clapper between the teeth if ya step on our soil bud! After I go out for a rip sorry but your done bud, eh!?
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That's smart, go after a country where everyone has a long wooden pole in their garage to beat you with.
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I won't allow them to take one step on my soil here eh!?
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1 ReplySHEILA: Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey the parents They just want to fart and curse! SHARON: Should we blame the government? LIANE: Or blame society? STUART/GERALD/RANDY: Or should we blame the images on TV? SHEILA: No, blame Canada! EVERYONE: Blame Canada! SHEILA: With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! SHEILA: We need to form a full assault EVERYONE: It's Canada's fault! SHARON: Don't blame me for my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan! LIANE: And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to -blam!- myself SHEILA: Well, blame Canada! EVERYONE: Blame Canada! SHEILA: It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE: They're not even a real country anyway CAROL: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue EVERYONE: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? SHEILA: Heck, no! EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! SHEILA: With all their hockey hullabaloo LIANE: And that bitch Anne Murray, too EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for... The smut we must cut The trash we must bash The laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us! Sponsored Links
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'merica
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Oh.... honey pack your bags were going to the UK![spoiler]no questions asked. [/spoiler]
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The free health care is so righteous it'll kill them all
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We will use maple syrup as mortar shot.
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Oh deer. Advance with the meese!
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Inb4VexPortalGlitchsayingISISwasanAmericanscheme [spoiler]Those darn Terrorists! How dare they attack such a friendly *ahem* peaceful country[/spoiler]
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We're going to go to war one day... And when we do... Oh man were gonna -blam!- shit up
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Edited by SHIEK X 13: 2/26/2015 1:04:23 AMDon't worry Canada we got you - Love 'Murica
