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11/17/2014 5:20:00 PM
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Where are all the Fallen chicks?
So I've run into thousands of Fallen dudes. And never seen one chick. Is it because they are afraid us mighty male guardians may turn their Fallen brides to the light? Do they have the same freakishly ugly captain faces or would those be the old maids? Do the Dreg carry pictures of their sweet honeys back home (wherever that is)? If so why can't I loot some of these to see what/who they're fighting for? Do Vandals always steal the Dreg's girls, and the Captains swipe the Vandals chicks, and Riksis is just swimming in the Captain's ladies like some sort of twisted high school parody?
These are things some of us guardians would like to know.
Same for the Cabal. Those guys must have some BBWs back home right?
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11 RepliesEdited by Patient3591: 11/17/2014 9:43:47 PMHow do you know? Have you been checking out the Fallen's junk? How do you even know they reproduce sexually, or if they do, that their sexual dimorphism is at all like that of humans? We have some weird ass shit right here on earth - amoebas that just split in half, fish with detachable dongs, frogs that change sex, female hyenas with bigger dicks than the males, and that's just for starters. Why the hell would you assume aliens from another star system would have anything even remotely resembling male and female as we understand it, and that you would be able to recognize them as such?
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Fallen are space pirates that lost their once thriving civilization.
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1 Reply[quote]Those guys must have some BBWs back home right?[/quote] Ayy lmao
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2 RepliesEdited by xtbn: 11/17/2014 9:58:14 PMThere is grimmoire card thats a log of a guardian that fought alongside a female fallen vandal against a horde of Vex before killing her. Maybe the fallen have no noticeable male/female differeces? Same goes for the cabal. I'm certain that there is a vanguard legendary helmet that talks about how the laugh of a female cabal is terrifying.
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Where do you think they are? In the kitchen of course getting their man a sandwich!
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If we saw the women .. we would shoot them .. for loot so how would they respawn with no women around ..
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2 Replieswhat do you think the darkness is? If i couldnt get any i would be mad at those who get some too
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4 RepliesThere is a grimoire card that states fallen are bent to more traditional gender roles and thus women stay at home or aboard ships doing those tasks rather than battle
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1 ReplySo we cleared up the wuestion about Fallen women, but what about the Cabal? I'm in the market for turtle chicks atm.
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They all got fisted to death by the 4 armed captain hunks
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#badgirls lol. Funny.
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2 Repliesthey don't need women they have 4 hands......
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Good question. I mean, how are they surviving if they're all male?
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Maybe they're asexual? or they have some old-school thinking that women need to stay at home, so they only send men. What if they have a queen-bee type system where there is only a few females?
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6 RepliesThey're probably like the Elites, no female warriors. Or you just can't tell the difference.
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maybe they reproduce asexually
