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The Misadventures of Captain MacMillan (A Joint Fan-Fiction)
Hey, y'all. As the title suggests, this story is based around Captain MacMillan, who is "famous" for his role in Call of Duty 4. It is, however, largely focused on the Halo universe as well. This fan-fiction is going to be written by both myself and Uberdawg, who will likely have the first chapter up tonight. This prologue is simply a backstory for MacMillan. 'tis here:
[b]The Misadventures of Captain MacMillan[/b]
[i]Prologue[/i]
Who is Captain MacMillan? Where did he come from? How did his mere existence lead two Xbox Live gamers to write a piece of literature based around him? Those first two will be answered as we progress through this prologue. That third one- well, it’s not like we really had a choice. It’s Captain MacMillan!
Rumour once had it that MacMillan descended from Hercules (as were the Spartans of the Battle of Thermopylae, coincidentally). Others speculated that the man just simply created himself. However, after careful, scientific deduction, it has been proven that Captain MacMillan originated from radiated dog feces. And that does not make him any less human than the rest of us. Probably more so, come to think of it.
During his early years (if that's what you want to call them), MacMillan was raised by a pack of wolves within the abandoned city of Chernobyl. With their expertise, he became stealthy, cunning, and learned not only how to speak with a Scottish accent, but also how to wield an M21.
MacMillan loved his family. Every night, he would bring home the rabbits that he had hunted that afternoon, just to see the look on their faces (which, being wolves, was almost always the same). One morning, however, while MacMillan was fetching breakfast for his family, the entire pack was murdered by a boy and his father (why they were in Chernobyl to begin with is beyond me). It was but a mere two minutes later when they both heard the phrase, "Oi, suzy!" Neither the condition nor the whereabouts of these two are known.
MacMillan currently serves as an SAS (Special Air Service) officer.
[Edited on 03.29.2008 2:20 PM PDT]
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Grow up. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] O H Bark [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Luke35120 I want a story now![/quote]Ok... Ok... Let me tuck you into bed... Once upon a time, there was a little girl called Goldilocks...[/quote] Can't wait for story! I have been this excited since The Backstreet Boys announced they were coming back. [Edited on 08.17.2008 9:19 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rare_Spartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxJakeMasterxX Rare, Your Unggoy Evolved got Locked. :([/quote]Yeah, I just noticed that. I'm not sure as to why it's been locked, although I haven't written a new chapter for several months. Still, I may contact somebody about the issue, later. ;) By the way, I can tell y'all with absolute certainty that the final chapter [i]will[/i] be posted within the next few days. Stay tuned, fellas.[/quote] Execellent, i/we have been waiting for AGES, but thats ok.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxJakeMasterxX Rare, Your Unggoy Evolved got Locked. :([/quote]Yeah, I just noticed that. I'm not sure as to why it's been locked, although I haven't written a new chapter for several months. Still, I may contact somebody about the issue, later. ;) By the way, I can tell y'all with absolute certainty that the final chapter [i]will[/i] be posted within the next few days. Stay tuned, fellas. [Edited on 08.11.2008 1:06 PM PDT]
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Rare, Your Unggoy Evolved got Locked. :(
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Luke35120 I want a story now![/quote]Ok... Ok... Let me tuck you into bed... Once upon a time, there was a little girl called Goldilocks...
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I want a story now!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EdieMurfy HOW THE DEUCE DO YOU GET RECON?!?!?!?! i wana know[/quote]Shove a lit stick of dynamite up your ass.
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HOW THE DEUCE DO YOU GET RECON?!?!?!?! i wana know
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now, i know you guys are probably VERY busy, BUT i will only say this once. ok here i go: CAN I HAZ NEXT/LAST CHAPTER/RECON PLEASE!!!1!!one!!1!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 ....*waits patiently* Did you guys know there's a sniper school somewhere and it's name is: Macmillan Sniper School O__O [/quote]So he's just training people to be as good as him. Although that's impossible.
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....*waits patiently* Did you guys know there's a sniper school somewhere and it's name is: Macmillan Sniper School O__O
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Sup, just started reading your Fanfic earlier this evening. (Well it's evening in UK time, alright?) I love it. I really do. I'm a big fan of both Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4, and particularly Arby and Captain Mac'. Mainly the latter. I love your references to films and games, they add a little extra dash of funny to the awesome sauce. Monty Python and BioShock, for example. Can't wait until the finale. Now where did my beef jerky go...? "Oi, Suzy!" Wait, wha-*WHUMP* [Edited on 08.03.2008 4:25 PM PDT]
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It's Sunday.
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Sorry bout the Bump, but its the end of the Week, I want moar MacMillan!!(Nice story)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Luke35120 You break your promise and you'll have to deal with [b] a lot[/b] of angry fans. :-P[/quote] they have displeased the gravemind. they will suffer.
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You break your promise and you'll have to deal with [b] a lot[/b] of angry fans. :-P
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Sorry, folks. Spartan and I finally got around to chattin', earlier tonight. However, most of the conversation consisted of a lot of crude jokes; jokes that should not be posted here. This, in turn, led us to conceiving the [i]perfect[/i] ending to this story. Expect the final chapter up, later this week. ^^ [Edited on 07.27.2008 11:39 PM PDT]
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Still waiting... :,-(
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rare_Spartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxJakeMasterxX It's Friday.[/quote]Indeed. Obviously, there's been a bit of a delay. I figured that Uberdawg and I would have a chance to talk, though unfortunately, that hasn't happened yet. Thanks for your patience, folks. Once this chapter has made its way out of the [i]suckage[/i] range, I'll be sure to post it. ;)[/quote] If this is not out of the suckage yet, as overdue as you are, just remember that, as ever, the entire population of bungie.net will post and say"WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE" in a voice alot like Drew Carys. And then theres the whole riot thing i mentioned earlier. so..... enjoy your temoprary freedom from our dependance upon you. WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxJakeMasterxX It's Friday.[/quote]Indeed. Obviously, there's been a bit of a delay. I figured that Uberdawg and I would have a chance to talk, though unfortunately, that hasn't happened yet. Thanks for your patience, folks. Once this chapter has made its way out of the [i]suckage[/i] range, I'll be sure to post it. ;)
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It's Friday.
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Put the story up NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /noobiness
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rare_Spartan I'll try to have the finale up by Thursday. [/quote] But I Need Moar NOW!!! (Walks off and starts to sing softly, "and so I pull OUT MUH GUN")
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I can't wait! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rare_Spartan I'll try to have the finale up by Thursday. [/quote]
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so...its about a pirate named captain Macmillan ROFL i like making fun of -blam!- of doody modern -blam!--blam!- stupid
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I ablsolutley love what you did with this series! This is better than most books I read! You should make Suzy fall for Gaz next chapter. [Edited on 07.14.2008 3:10 AM PDT]
