So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.
The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.
My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.
I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(
[Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Starscream666 Lie like this [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLszPQCIUcs]man[/url][/quote] Dane Cook is funny LOL
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x This may be the funniest story I have ever seen on these forums :-D[/quote] I'm glad my pain pleasures you. xP
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This is almost as bad as that my dog just died thread... : (
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSuchATragedyx pics or it didnt happen.[/quote] [url=http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/IMPTYV/IMPTYVMP029_500.jpeg]Here you are[/url] lol...[/quote] rofl
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This may be the funniest story I have ever seen on these forums :-D
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Come on though. You have to lie to avoid them killing you. At the very least grouded for life
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ok i have the solution get a box of kittens and a box of puppies adn just beat the heck out of the kittens with the puppys till the family dies of sadness
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I'm Sorry but you're an idiot. a HOSE??? what the hell??? it's a -blam!- wee bird! whaddya thinking???? [Edited on 03.17.2008 3:46 PM PDT]
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Hehe I know, i'm screwed :(
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OMG you're screwed, Just be truthful. It is what it is and Birds die everyday so . . . . .. . .It was bound to happen at some point . . . . .
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say you were eating a fugdecicle when you opened the cage. As soon as you opened the cage, the parrot flew out and knocked the fudgecicle out of your hand and fell to the floor. When you picked it up you noticed that it's beak was stuck shut. because of the chocolate from the fudgecicle so you decided to take it to the vet. The next day when you when you checked on the parrot, you discovered that it had died. You then took it to the vet and he said that the parrots heart exploded. Then you should tell them youre sorry for their loss and ask them if theres anything you can do to help. Im a good lier...
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I agree with you 100%, I don't liked caged animals - they should be free..
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Jus tell em it was a dirty bird and you did em a favor. In all seriousness, Im sure hes happier dead then he ever was locked up in that cage all day.
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i no liiieeee :(
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Lie like this [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLszPQCIUcs]man[/url]
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Lol... k
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i ate a fudchsikcel once i got BRAINFREEZZZZ
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] s4ndp4p3rm4n Tell them to get over it. For God's sake, it's a -blam!- bird.[/quote] THANK YOU!
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Tell them to get over it. For God's sake, it's a -blam!- bird.
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Maybe subconsiously I wanted it dead? [Edited on 03.17.2008 2:19 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam Erm... it looked hungry?[/quote] So you feed it chocolate? It's common knowledge that you don't feed a household pet chocolate.
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I remember that too!
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Erm... it looked hungry?
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Your screwed and rightfully so, what the hell gave you the idea in feeding it a Fudgecicle?
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Hehe, good memory, me.
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Oh my God, You still remember that?? That was a long time ago, that conversation!! Ahh..I deserve to be laughed at...