[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem This is a very intricate process, firstly you must get your dog and bring it to the throat of the world, where you must climb up to the highest point in the game and tell your dog to wait there, afterwards, use the magic words, fus roh dah to make your dog fall off the cliff, you need to find your dog at the bottom of the cliff, if it survives, continue, if it does not, get a new dog as your one sucks ballsack. After the dog has fallen of the cliff it will still bark, but dont worry, as the next step is easy. you must find a deadric dagger, enchant it with paralisis, and hit your dog 3 times with it. Afterwards you must go to parthunaax, you must ask him the following question. "When does the blamu flight?" to which he will reply, "to the **** my dear" the **** being a ceirtain location. This is where you must travel. You must use the following combination of shouts. Animal alligence, Ice form and Firebreath. After this travel back to parthunaax and say "I like to -blam!- giants" to which he will reply with a giant roar which will make your dog stop barking forever.[/quote] This guy knows what he's talking about.