'I'm Tartan 118.'
'I have a higher Crucible K/D than I have digits.'
'I survived the final level of Reach.'
Now you guys say some equally hilarious (and one unsurprisingly true) Bnet pickup lines.
And ladies, yours can be for men, I suppose. Or women, should you wish.
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"I have money"
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I'm a level 9000 wizard that uses swords instead of a wand
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Toast envelope or gtfo
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[i]Let me show you why they call me Onion Beetle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/i]
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Edited by Luis: 8/30/2014 1:02:28 AMI killed the Fatalis without being knocked out once[spoiler]jk, I didn't[/spoiler]
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I played through dead space and only pissed myself once.
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I would cover myself in honey. Roll around in Cheerios. " Free honey nut cheerios for teh ladyz!! "
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What if they're lesbian? [spoiler]Your dead kiddo.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Gatsby: 8/29/2014 9:49:23 PMBecome a ninja. Totally not referencing anyone.
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"Kill yourself, you -blam!-"
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I own many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
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Are your parents retarded? [spoiler]Because you're pretty special[/spoiler]
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VERILY I SAY UNTO THEE, [spoiler]Raise your dongers[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean
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just bribe them with a pp touch
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I usually just give the females of my kind some bread crumbs. Works everytime.
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I solo'd a Devilwalker all by myself this one time.
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'Im Seasky' 'I played dark for a whole 20 minutes before returning it.' 'So, u wan some fuk?'
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Kill her
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Kill her.
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Your obsession with me is not pathetic
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Okay. I still don't think there is a large enough population of female forum goers for us to even consider such practices. [spoiler]dibs on Comet. ;)[/spoiler]
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Works every time, even without consent. [spoiler] ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "Hoes be droppin"
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Inb4uwantsumfuk
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Toast/envelope is a Floodian's natural mating ritual.