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Edited by PsykoticDrummer:
8/9/2014 7:34:01 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Hunters!
Why you should be a Hunter:
Stab people with your knives (and knives, and knives, and knives..)
Grenades? lol. We get mines. Come at me, Vandals
Golden Gun. What more to say? (James Bond best Bond.)
You can be invisible.
Of all the Guardians, you have the most swag.
You can always get a Titan to clean your knife (with his face).
Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, mandatory.
You have a license to be a real asshole (but it's ok because we get cool capes).
Your knife has "umadbrolel" inscribed on it.
Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "throwing knife to the face technique"
You apprenticed under Ezio Auditore.
Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.
Deadpool was, in fact, a Hunter.
Altair and Ned Stark both went solo on Vault of Glass as Hunters.
You are the best..... AROUND!
In Destiny Hunter kills you, in Soviet Destiny you kill Titan.
Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends
Hunters own all your stuff (cuz they just stole it)
Notable Hunters: Ezio Auditore, The Arbiter (who will have his revenge on a prophet, not a plague), Ned Stark, Nicolas Cage(God of the internet), Charlize Theron, Stephen Colbert, The Flash, Alexander the Great, Pikachu, Michael Fassbender, Bender Rodriguez, Robert Baratheon, Peter Dinklage, The Honey Badger, Link, Steven Spielberg, and Princess Peach.
EDIT: Apparently none of you have seen the "I want YOU! To join the Titans!" post or else you would have understood that this is a -blam!-ing joke (and even then, you don't need to have read the original to get that this is not serious in any way). Christ. Please roleplay harder and take this seriously. This community sometimes :|
... But really, you're all just jelly. My Hunter has too much swag.
3swag5u.
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[quote]Why you should be a Hunter:[/quote] I always love threads like this, so here's a few rebuttals for fun. [quote]Grenades? lol. We get mines. Come at me, Vandals[/quote] They raise you that they don't need mines. They have mobile mines called grenades. Not camping grenades called mines. [quote]Golden Gun. What more to say? (James Bond best Bond.)[/quote] Sadly, James Bond is a series I never did enjoy. Was just too... lacking for me. But anyways: Golden Gun kills by diversity and aiming. Weaksauce. You want power, you go use a thrown plasma nuke bomb or a ground pound vortex... [quote]Of all the Guardians, you have the most swag.[/quote] And also the highest death count because your dime a dozen DPS... [quote]You can always get a Titan to clean your knife (with his face).[/quote] The day a Titan let's you do that, you let us know... because a warlock doesn't like it when you mess with his shield. [quote]Your knife has "umadbrolel" inscribed on it.[/quote] Cool swag which just threw off your knife's throwing abilities because it isn't flush metal anymore... oh boy... [quote]Deadpool was, in fact, a Hunter.[/quote] I am surprised I didn't get into deadpool too especially considering how awesome people make it sound online... I'm going to have to get that now before Destiny... but anyways: Deadpool is an assassin and mercenary. While totally cool and awesome, the term assassin can be split up to say: Ass-Ass-In. Need I say any more? Again, this is all meant to be comedic. Don't take seriously. At all. [quote]Altair and Ned Stark both went solo on Vault of Glass as Hunters.[/quote] Who? And if they did, I'm sad I missed the blood and mayhem of them respawning over and over again... that goes for the other heroes as well who tried. [quote]In Destiny Hunter kills you, in Soviet Destiny you kill Titan.[/quote] Titan must have been trying his fake death routine then... [quote]You are the best..... AROUND![/quote] Around? Assassins? Ohhhh boy...
