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Edited by PsykoticDrummer: 8/9/2014 7:34:01 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Hunters!

Why you should be a Hunter: Stab people with your knives (and knives, and knives, and knives..) Grenades? lol. We get mines. Come at me, Vandals Golden Gun. What more to say? (James Bond best Bond.) You can be invisible. Of all the Guardians, you have the most swag. You can always get a Titan to clean your knife (with his face). Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, mandatory. You have a license to be a real asshole (but it's ok because we get cool capes). Your knife has "umadbrolel" inscribed on it. Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "throwing knife to the face technique" You apprenticed under Ezio Auditore. Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed. Deadpool was, in fact, a Hunter. Altair and Ned Stark both went solo on Vault of Glass as Hunters. You are the best..... AROUND! In Destiny Hunter kills you, in Soviet Destiny you kill Titan. Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends Hunters own all your stuff (cuz they just stole it) Notable Hunters: Ezio Auditore, The Arbiter (who will have his revenge on a prophet, not a plague), Ned Stark, Nicolas Cage(God of the internet), Charlize Theron, Stephen Colbert, The Flash, Alexander the Great, Pikachu, Michael Fassbender, Bender Rodriguez, Robert Baratheon, Peter Dinklage, The Honey Badger, Link, Steven Spielberg, and Princess Peach. EDIT: Apparently none of you have seen the "I want YOU! To join the Titans!" post or else you would have understood that this is a -blam!-ing joke (and even then, you don't need to have read the original to get that this is not serious in any way). Christ. Please roleplay harder and take this seriously. This community sometimes :| ... But really, you're all just jelly. My Hunter has too much swag. 3swag5u.

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