Okay, so this one time (early in my weed endeavors) I was smoking with a couple of friends in the orchards. Super late at night, like 1-2AM and we had just bought some pretty good shit. Well, good for the time I guess. Anyway, we were smoking and laughing and being high... but then... it hit me! I was STONEDDDD. I started looking around and I got a liiiiiiittle paranoid.. which is rare for me, but in my defense it was the orchards. I start walking slower than the rest of the squad, and then I heard a rumble in the bush. In my head that called for a takeoff, which I did. I ran so damn fast, and i had the flashlight so I knew exactly where I was going... the hell away from that bush. Eventually I stopped and my friends soon caught up, (here's when it gets funny)....
I look at them.. Grab the flashlight.. and commence calling my mom... on said flashlight. Yea, I called my mom on a flashlight AND had a good 30 second conversation before being stopped.
Lmfaoo I was telling her all about me being high and scared of the orchards... through a flashlight.
Gotta love Weed hahah 😂😂
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