Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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+1 from me all the way
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oh tyger this game isnt ment for children
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youre a moron
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I love your trolls Tyger. You make me laugh 10/10
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Lol I don't know why but I keep coming back to this post and laughing at your "changes." I for one totally agree with you and wish for all these to be implemented. Even Deej seems to be interested in your post.
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Edited by TheLoneFerret287: 7/21/2014 12:47:11 AM[quote]Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.[/quote]You always have to think about the health impact.
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I feel the hit detection is better when I play the iron banner. But the -blam!-ing matchmaking is trash. I'm almost always the only person to go positive on my team.
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Go troll another community, please.
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Everything in this game's crucible needs nerfed anyways. So I agree completely lmao..
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Edited by iPatrikolby: 7/21/2014 1:22:12 AMYou've misspelled Tiger? Why? Is it because you lost the "I" of the tiger? Also, I think unicycles for you rather than bicycles. Or a recumbent bike! Everyone looks cool on those, even you Tyger...They're great! And yes, it kills me too.
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have to pay the troll toll
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Made my day
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Confetti bomb would be great on the anniversary. And we could have emotes that do "Friendship" finishers ala MK2.
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I am the President of the Moon, and I approve this message.
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Only if you triple shields.
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This is the best
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We don't need political correctness in a game. Go away.
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My goodness, I'm tearing up.. DeeJ replying too, I'm losing it.
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I was thinking the same thing. Destiny should be about conquest and killing those who don't submit to a certain religious belief. We could change the name to Christian Crusades.
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Dah Fuq did I just read?
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Edited by Glibberish: 7/21/2014 3:02:33 AMBad message to children? Don't give me that. Children shouldn't even be playing it. To be honest, I don't know how it manages to get a T ESRB rating.
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Edited by BSUWitt: 7/21/2014 3:24:46 AMI am so pleased to see all off the responsible, resonable and intelligent folks responding to this obviously inflammatory piece of destiny bashing. Now if you will excuse me I'm going to go look up the word "parody". #sarcasmishard
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Edited by Taurochs: 7/21/2014 3:25:58 AMDude, your topics are fan-facking-tastic! You should earn an exclusive tiger man skin for this.
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10/10 there was much loling on this day.
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Tyger I love you.
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I get crushed in crucible but I still keep comin!!! crybabies take the @#$ whopping and suck on a lollipop!!!