Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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I got a good laugh out of this. Thanks tyger, keep doing what you do :D
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I plan to troll you all endlessly in the crucible. Warlock master race. The float ability allows flight all over the map. I feel like free genie when I play with my op warlock.
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Just dont play the game if u hate it that much...
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10/10 You got idiots to fall for an obvious troll.
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[quote]Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children. Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence. Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health. Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.[/quote] I think people need to get past the 1st four lines before they make a comment.
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Lol pretty legit
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Play MARIO
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Wow go stick head in sand
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LOL Convert fallen into Christians
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[quote]Not to mention guns promote violence.[/quote] ......
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Why are childern playing?
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Edited by JackalHeadGod: 7/22/2014 11:38:03 PMI've been thinking about this and I think (as I've been thinking) they should go the other way. UBERise everything. One shot kills for all weapons no matter what, shooting the ground should kill the server. You miss you kill us all! Also note the British spelling of UBERise rather than the American UBERizzzzze. That means all the voice actors should be replaced with British thesps and every match should end with cups of tea and scones. "I say dear chap, cup of earl grey with that 400 yard no scope one shot head shot UBERshot double whipped cream on top kill?"
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I would laugh so hard if one year they do an april first update where the game becomes this for 24 hours
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10/10 and DeeJ approves! King of trolls, much power you have within!
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What a great complaint. Well im going to complain about you complaining, and then other people are going to complain about me complaining about you complaining, and then other people are going to complain about them complaining about me complaining about you complaining. and on and on and on.
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Hahaha Yesssss! ^^^ This killed me!
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Haha class. Can't wait for final release now.
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DeeJ for president!!!!
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Deej=awesomeness!! Troll level 10
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This is practically every thread now.
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Edited by Buddy: 9/10/2014 1:30:19 AM