Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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This is truly next-gen.
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+1 if we get pillow fights, can we have them in bikinis?
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wtf Destiny is amazeing
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The best part is that some people can't take a joke.
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my god man just stfu please
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No moar guns. It's instead, give everyone water guns and foam batons. That way I'll die every three minutes, rather than every three seconds. Change the game title from Destiny to Friendship. Then more people will be inclined to get that gooey happy sunshine feeling as if their playing with real friends, instead of complete strangers with furry expansion porn fetishes. Actually, now that I think about it, revamp the whole game, and lets call it The Option to Turn Your Flashlight On and Off game, because, honestly, a game without flashlights isn't really a game at all.
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*facepalms* Almost fell for it. You're a twat XD
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then stop playing games if all these things bother you ,,, go ride a bicycle ..
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Hilarious. You're awesome :)
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It's kind of depressing how everyone keeps dogpilling threads like this that are dead serious instead of satire, worse that many still don't get that this thread is satire T_T sucks to be the employees who actually need to sift through all the bullshit to find legit feedback...
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Calm down buddy. It is just a game.
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You r so stupid y don't u just play another game instead of complaining about destiny and how much u suck at it. Go and play Nintendo if Ur going to be such a big baby.
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Douchebagville population you bro lol so basically anything that kills you should be scrapped? Ha not our fault you suck n get killed by lvl 1 thralls bwahahaha
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Edited by Sgt Official: 7/21/2014 5:46:27 PMCome on people the #parody tag didn't give it away that this is a joke? Lol
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This is by far my favorite thread
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(s͜͡t͜͡o͜͡p͜͡ w͜͡h͜͡i͜͡n͜͡i͜͡n͜͡g͜͡ l͜͡o͜͡s͜͡e͜͡r͜͡ ) Oh a message from god !? And it's for you !
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What a jack ass every game kills you lol just stay lock up in your room
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If game is to violent for you, don't play.
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Sounds like an honest confusion I think you meant to post this on the Viva Piñata Forums :) indeed funny lol
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Lmfao b8
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I am so happy this has made a comeback.
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I knew that the fist of havoc was OP! # nerf EVERYTHING
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Edited by EvilWaterman: 7/21/2014 4:41:32 PMAlso, I think we should allow anti-video game lobbies to make decisions on the content.
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A pillow fight? Are you kidding me? Someone could fall over and hit their head,.. Or someone could get a stray feather in their eye!
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Edited by PickleMan117: 7/21/2014 4:37:24 PMI...uh...I...good night!! I don't even know how to respond to that! 0_o Talk about progressive!!