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6/21/2014 5:47:12 PM
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There is a bird outside of your window.
There it is. Staring at you, making its innocent tweets. It thinks it is so special. It thinks that because it can fly, it is a higher being than you. Are you going to take that, Flood?
What do you do?
This situation takes careful thought. Make a bad choice and you die... maybe.
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4 RepliesSingin' don wurey! 'Bout a thing! Cause evry little thing! Is gonna be all right! Woke up dis morning smile at the rising sun three little birds By my doorstep Singin sweet songs A melody pure and true Singin "this is my message to you-ho-hoo"
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>show it my Shitposting prowess. >it don't give a dang >tweet tweet, motherf[u]u[/u]cker >break down and cry because it can fly and shitposts don't mean nothing >gg
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1 ReplyKick its ass.
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In about 1 hour and 32 minutes on the dot there will be a bird outside my window, although some nights there are two birds, and it will chirp at the highest possible octave it could phyisially reach, and I won't be able to sleep. even though my house is airtight the sound still manages to get through the walls. If I put a pillow over my head it will block the chirping but i start sweating because its uncomfortable and feel like I can hardly breathe but that because I have such giant pillows that could easily suffocate me. I will probably spend the rest of the night watching infomericals because there there is nothing else on TV at 4 in the morning other then maybe some news channels on the east coast. By 8 I will try to get to sleep but I'm only get an hour or so of rest because sleeping in the day is difficult for me
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I grab my cat. -blam!- you feathered blight!
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Crows tend to fly into my window a lot. -blam!- are they stunned!
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1 ReplyShoot it
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One of my bedroom windows opens like a door, so one day I had it open and some tiny little bird sat on my windowsill chirping away happily, I put some mixed nuts in my hand to lure it in but it just chirped and flew away happily. Above said window there is a little birds nest now.
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1 ReplyBut the only window here is inside the room How would a bird get in?
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1 ReplyI summon a bus to rain down upon the bird.
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2 RepliesAll my shades are closed so it couldn't be staring at me.
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1 ReplyFlamethrower. Its the only solution.
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2 RepliesGet out my crossbow and shoot to tweeter between it's eyes. And then let the bird suck my nuts.
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I wish it was just innocent tweets...
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2 RepliesI shot a bird outside my window in the back yard because it wouldn't shut up.
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1 ReplyI'd go to the North Pole, and grab a narwhal. Oh it's time people...........
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1 ReplyI watched a bird fly into a window really fast, nearly died that day from laughter.
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1 ReplyI'm in a bus traveling south at high speeds. I think I'm safe.
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1 Reply[b]FIRE THE SPACE NUKE[/b]
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I'd get out my BB gun.
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4 RepliesEdited by Banfiltrat0rN7: 6/21/2014 6:29:01 PMShow that -blam!-er who's boss >Go join AF ROTC >Be competitive as -blam!- to get my ass landing in a aviation job >Get stationed at Langley AFB >Get F/A-18 >Fly F/A-18 >find that smug little bird >aim at house >dump all of my armaments >eject >pic related >bird is kill
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1 ReplyLoad up my paintball marker.
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1 ReplyUmm, Shoot him.
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2 RepliesSorry, that's just me.
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I pull out its family and eat them all raw, one by one.
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Stare it right in the eyes and fap
