For everyone who played the Alpha you know exactly what's going to happen.
For everyone else about to enter the Beta.
Find a game you love if you can. Induce a coma. Freeze yourself. Invent a time machine. Become an astronaught. Take a job at a lighthouse. Goto sea. Explore the amazon forest. Delete this app. Give your computer to your Grandma to keep safe.
Journey to the South or North pole....
Your hell will begin the minute you start scratching at Bungie's servers minutes after the beta finally closes and they show no mercy.
Your games will be dry husks of horrible grinding and lifeless skies.
Pray Netflix gets something you can binge on. Pray your job suddenly becomes a fiery inferno of drama that kills time.
Pray... but it will do you no good. Once you see those blue skies and unlock that green or blue orb.
Once you ground splash your opponents or throw a knife into their heads.
Once you sit on the grass over looking a epic battle between the Fallen and Hive or Cabal and Vex.
It's over.
August you are a bane. A horrible evil that will break many of hope and will.
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Starting to play halo 5, tired of this dam beta.
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Edited by Eshé: 10/29/2015 7:07:15 AM>installed Destiny >failed 11th grade [spoiler]that story was a whole lot less depressing in short form[/spoiler]
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Crota was easy idk what you're talking about
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Me and a friend have been practicing on halo 3. We both tried out the alpha at a friends, and got so hyped about it that it hurts. But the first night of practice, I tried to double jump. It was painful.
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Edited by MysticJon: 6/21/2014 8:50:48 PMIts just a video game people. A fun video game, a video game that I expect to spend a lot of time with, but still just a video game. Enjoy video games all you want, but they're still just video games. If the next two months are gonna be hell for you because you're waiting for a video game, you need to rethink your priorities in life. Go to work, go to school, pay your bills and before you know it, it'll be Destiny time.
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Luckily I have a job to keep me busy but on my time off of work my life is hell after playing the alpha. July 17th can't come soon enough 😫
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And now you know why us xbox users love bungie they make amazing games
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These are dark times my brothers....
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Sooooo... You come here often? ;)
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There's not only the darkness in destiny but also the darkness of an almost endless wait for the game
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Edited by ZERO XVII 17: 6/20/2014 10:13:31 AMI think that every Alpha tester understands this post well. While many players watched the game play and the walkthroughs that Alpha testers were creating, little did they know about the dark abyss that slowly creeped into sight as the Alpha closing date arrived. Voids were created in many gamers' hearts that day as they quickly realized how feeble all of their other games were by compare and how hopeless the future looked for them as gamers. Those who felt the void understand that satisfaction will not be reached until the full game is released. Like a potent drug, Alpha testers just needed one more. Now we patiently wait for July 17th to rear its head. We slowly wait for that one more taste in anticipation for the full game. [spoiler]This Sucks![/spoiler]
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[quote]Pray... but it will do you no good.[/quote] Urge to fedora [i]rising[/i]....
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this is so great
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*snicker* 10/10 Fortunately I'm behind on the current anime season. So I can shove my head in the soft wool of Japanese media until my love comes back to me.
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Nicely put :). I don't mind August though, gives time to reflect on beta experience and plan, scheme and strategize for release.
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So it's official. I'm going to open up a Destiny rehabilitation center seeing as so many people are going into withdrawal. The ceiling will be plastered with Destiny posters, all the therapists will imitate Peter Dinklage, and every inmate gets a plush Ghost to carry around and share their feelings with.
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I will spend a lot of time with my wife and kids, then use that as an excuse for using all of vacation time playing "a silly game." Ha! : )
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Just sleep, for a month.
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Well I wont be playing the Beta. I played the Alpha and while it was fun left some things unanswered and Bungie wont answer them, plus not sure what system to get it for. Also I don't want to spoil the game anymore. The Alpha was great fun, but I don't want the new to wear off, cause once it does will I still play it?
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Lol!!!! I'm playing...but I'm not playing.
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Lmao i love this
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[quote]For everyone who played the Alpha you know exactly what's going to happen. For everyone else about to enter the Beta. Find a game you love if you can. Induce a coma. Freeze yourself. Invent a time machine. Become an astronaught. Take a job at a lighthouse. Goto sea. Explore the amazon forest. Delete this app. Give your computer to your Grandma to keep safe. Journey to the South or North pole.... Your hell will begin the minute you start scratching at Bungie's servers minutes after the beta finally closes and they show no mercy. Your games will be dry husks of horrible grinding and lifeless skies. Pray Netflix gets something you can binge on. Pray your job suddenly becomes a fiery inferno of drama that kills time. Pray... but it will do you no good. Once you see those blue skies and unlock that green or blue orb. Once you ground splash your opponents or throw a knife into their heads. Once you sit on the grass over looking a epic battle between the Fallen and Hive or Cabal and Vex. It's over. August you are a bane. A horrible evil that will break many of hope and will.[/quote] This post is best post :3
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Edited by Trick-Star: 6/21/2014 5:56:03 AM/me patiently waits for July 14 to roll around Don't know why it was insisted upon having an exclusive Alpha, then pause time, then a beta. All games should have plenty of time to be tested on all platforms. Failure to do so would result in a cluster-blam!- of bugs. BF4 is hell right now, even with beta time. EDIT: August won't be too bad. Doctor Who Series 8 will start up, school will start up, and I'll probably have a job.
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Just record all your gameplay (if you can) and re-watch it and/or make videos, it should pass some time.
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Well I know I have had too much Destiny if I start to like the line " Oh no...it's the Hive." That is the point that i draw the line.