After nearly every c*nt with an opinion insisted it's the best thing to come from Disney since The Lion King, I decided to get off my hipster high horse and sat down to watch it.
[spoiler]So Frozen is about 2 sisters, one who some how has magic powers and is blonde and blue eyed while her slightly less conventionally good looking sister is bland, boring and clumsy. Blondie somehow injures ginger (that will be their names from now on) after shooting her with a snow ball and their parents lock Blondie away for 15 years.
After 15 years Ginger has been feeling alone because Blondie has stopped talking to her and then their parents die so Blondie has to beco... ya know f*ck the plot, shit happens, sister becomes "bad", sings a song about coming out of the closet, stuff happens, the prince turns out to be a metaphor for the JIDF and then everything turns out in the end, oh and there's a talking snowman. [/spoiler]
So basically the Conservatives in America have been shitting bricks over this film because of it's alleged "pro-LGBT" metaphors, I didn't get that, why because 2 girls hugged? Yeah that really promotes lesbianism in young girls doesn't it? /sarcasm.
Honestly I saw this film more as a metaphor for Germany being bullied for not allowed to celebrate her nordic culture with the bad guy representing the jidf (the lowest form of zionism out there) trying to stomp out her aryan pride.
All in all it was a very cute film with some scenes that made me giggle and if it intentionally promoted "coming out" then fair play to it.
7/10
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It was terrible and cliche. The very definition of failure
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Giggle? I hope you are a girl no insult intended :3
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See you guys? It melts even the coldest of hearts
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What a troll
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It's a 6/10 for the beastiality jokes.
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I absolutely despise musicals I think it just takes away from the movie I will tolerate one maybe two songs but past that it's a bad movie
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I just liked it because it wasn't about the same prince and princess thing. Never got why Hans had to be such an asshole though. He coulda married Anna instead of leaving her for dead. -_- Still thought it wa cute though
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I've been impaled!
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Was it cold?
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Oy vey this is annuda shoah.
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I hate musicals with a passion, so I generally don't hold Disney films in as high regard as most. But like you, it made me giggle enough times it was worth the watch. Though the songs seemed sub-par even for a typical Disney flick. I thought Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 was better.
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People pride it too much like the people who gave it an oscar said that they dc abiut animation and gave it an award bc its disney. And the 3 main females are the exact -blam!-ing same like come ON
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[quote]It's not a Kiyo thread without the bashing of the Right and Zionists with no links or evidence[/quote]
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Well.... Good enough for me <3
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#DatfacelolololXD
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It's not a Kiyo thread without the bashing of the Right and Zionists with no links or evidence
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You're getting increasingly worse at trolling. I didn't even enjoy that.
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Nice review. 10/10, just because you actually used the spoiler thing for spoilers, and not stupid stuff like most of us put in it.
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this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqnH0uByD2s) is better than frozen
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Just let it go.
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Social issues have no place in government, what people do in their own home is there business as long as it doesn't hurt, maim, put down, or hold others back from there pursuit of happiness. I can find now better way to put it than "all men are endowed with certain unalienable rights, among which are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" Or atleast I hope that quote is correct.
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Yea I heard Snow White is also an interracial, orgy pride film.
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Too much singing for my tastes. There wasn't any call for several songs. Other than that, it's not a bad movie.
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I haven't seen it but I know it's about a retarded snowman that makes jokes and they sing little songs. Then all the idiots love the simple songs to sing a long and it somehow became good. It's over-rated to say its as good as Lion King. Lion King had quite a bit of explained metaphors. Great animation too.