[i]I bring a message: "dark days are coming, Flood. The Prophecy is coming true, you are the warrior who will close the gates of Hell, you are the one who will save the day, and in doing so, events will occur that you cannot stop, from the ashes of #Offtopic the fires will rage and B.net will burn, and you, you will all burn too."[/i]
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[i]Close shut the Jaws of Oblivion.[/i]
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[quote]you are the warrior who will close the gates of Hell[/quote] Batman: Arkham City, anyone?
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also.. [i]Your world will burn until its surface is but glass.[/i]
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[i]"Three Porch Threads for #Offtopic with their lulz, Seven for #Gaming in their threads of rage, Nine for #Destiny doomed to be trolled, One for the Admin on the front page. In the Land of Bungie where the Shitposts lie. One Porch Thread to rule them all, One Porch Thread to find them, One Porch Thread to bring them all and on the front stoop bind them In the Land of Bungie where the Shitposts lie."[/i]
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AND ILL PROUDLY STAND UP
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Shrek will protect me.
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We shall crush this miserable little forum
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Too funny!
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Why would I want to close the gates of Hell?
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The old hands here know what we're in for; however, the new members are due for some education. Chances are it will be worse next year.
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Teh Porchpocalypse is upon us.....
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Inb4PorchDayMassacre