One night a few years ago I was out on the town. I noticed this guy signaling to me to come over to him. "Seems legit", I thought to myself as I approached the shady man. Before I had time to react, 17 clones of Nicolas Cage jumped out of the shadows and began beating me with wiffle bats. I quickly pulled out my SKS that I keep in my back pocket at all times and open fired. Their velociraptor captain stood no chance. I quickly bailed over the railing of the Seattle space needle before Zeus destroyed it with a plague of earth worms. As I paraglided over the greater Seattle area, a sudden down draft sent me spiraling out of control. I smashed thru the wall of this building. After regaining consciousness, I looked around and found a computer that was still logged on to something called "Bungie.net". After browsing the internet for [i]various[/i] material, I went back to Bungie.net out of sheer curiosity. I discovered a place so full of space magic and friendship I instantly made an account and left the building the next morning at 4:58 on the spot. The building in question you might ask? [spoiler]Bungie HQ[/spoiler]