If you do not appreciate being spied on, follow the following steps: Step 1: blab nonstop about all your emotional problems using every traceable medium available. Step 2: have your pre-pubescent younger siblings/offspring sing a soprano at the end of every audio recording. Step 3: in every social media post, include a picture of a senior citizen in a thong. This will make the NSA reconsider whether they want to monitor all communications we send.