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What Alien Male Would You Mate With?
You may now bed with any alien male of your choosing. Any creature from a video game, movie, comic, or whatever other form of fiction that exists out there. I chose Garrus because of his sexy appearance, humor, and charm. Who would you choose my brothers and sisters?
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2 Replies*Lieutenant runs into ships bridge* "Sir we are under attack by the cringe empire!" "Affirmative lieutenant! Ready the N.O.P.E cannon!" *ships crew responds "yes sir"* "Sir the N.O.P.E cannon is ready for fire!" "Alright crew, let's give em hell"
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Superman
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SWIGGITY ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swooty ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ ( -_- )っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂( -＿ - ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty! ／ ＼ | 。 。 | ＼ ___ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if yo age is / \ (•_•) /( (> not on the clock / \ Get (•_•)/ <) ) ready for my cock / \ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER BITCH (•_•) <) )╯because bitch I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼( •_•) 2 < ⌒ヽ F / へ＼ A / / ＼＼ B ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ 4 / / Y / /| O ( (ヽ U | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／/ B I T C H
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1 ReplyImmediately thought of this pic and laughed
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5 RepliesGood ole Arbiter
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2 RepliesRay Narvaez [spoiler]get it? He's Hispanic. [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEveryone had a thing for Garrus at one point or another.
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Gurras
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2 Replies"Im Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum."
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Healthy garlic bread recipes online
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Garrus.
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Dam u str8 babygurl
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5 RepliesIs an awoken Justin Bieber an acceptable answer?
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Edited by Heroic Vigilant: 4/12/2015 4:29:53 AMGarrus, because Garrus #1 Bromance
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Brother, I believe you know the undoubted answer.
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😍 I LOVE YOU GARRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Garrus.
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1 ReplyCaptain Jack Harkness. He wouldn't say no.
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G-garrus [spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]
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Garrus
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Either Garrus, or some tentacle monster I dunno.
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Garrus. He'd understand that it wasn't homo.
