T4R
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I wanna have sex with myself
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Reported.
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My sexual fantasy is just to have sex in the first place...yeah.
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I wanna become a woman and have lesbian sex
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I want to bang my crush.
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Edited by Kalameet: 8/31/2013 1:44:37 AMI wanna, but I will never be able to, so I'm not mad. Not like I'd have a chance, anyway... It would also destroy part of my childhood. [quote]Claptrap[/quote] That was...unexpected... What are you implying, OP?
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Edited by SecondClass: 8/31/2013 1:43:02 AMto be shrunk down to 1inch, found by a dominant girl, and forced to be her footslave for all of eternity dont judge
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Edited by RomanGladiator7: 8/31/2013 1:52:51 AMChristina Hendricks walks up to me, she's playing Joanne from Mad Men. I'm Don just sitting at my desk reading. Oh Mr. Draper she says, the new monthly reports are in...she bends over my desk to reveal her enormous bosom. Long story short we screw in the office.
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Garrus
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It involves me derailing Ariana Grande on a beach.
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Enjoy your ban, idiot.
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Poppin all dem cherries and staining all dem sheets
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My crush, at the sunset, at the oak on the tree near my house overlooking the mountains.... Or my bi friends who are dating to stop taunting me and go through with it, damnit the movies are so..... Bah! One on either side of me making my life hell.....
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I come home, and Jessica Alba is lying on my bed in a pile of rose petals. And then I snort cocaine from every crevice of her body and we get freaky.
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Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees And marmalade skies Somebody calls you You answer quite slowly The girl with kaleidoscope eeeeeeyes
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Amazon war arena.
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emma watson, tied up in a red ribbon barely covering "things", complete and utter submission,
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Optimus prime. I'd tap that.
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A six some with me, my sister and four other hot girls
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Sugar and spice and all things...[spoiler]clunge.[/spoiler]
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Lets go bb
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[spoiler]Scat & Snuff[/spoiler]
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I've had sex too many times to really be able to fantasize about it anymore.
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Umm, something involving allie sin and two other asian schoolgirls.