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7/21/2013 7:03:12 AM
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a tall man kicks down your door one night...

he hands you a letter and tells you that you're a wizard. how do you react?
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  • 1.Get my cat to talk 2.find a girl that loves me.. Then have a romantic dinner, lights dimmed smell of prime stake.. Three candles at their peak red table cover for luxurieness clean cut for me with my facial hair at its stubble; her at her lust. Steak simmered in the finest of gold lobster, wine of purple Frances finest. Walk her home 0.3 Km heart beat at 13 BPS. Kiss her red lipstick lips pupils dilated 0.07 cm, smell of my pores releasing sexual aroma. Take her to the penthouse 546 steps; 6 floors up. Strip her naked and.. That's all I'm going I'm not getting another account banned. But in the end we ended up having 5 kids and 27 cats and are house caught on fire. The end.

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