Wizard: "You're a wizard Harry! A wizard!"
Me: "I'm not a wizard... -_-"
Wizard: "Oh f.uck"
Me "..."
Wizard: "Well your a motherfu.cking wizard anyway, okay?"
Me: "K."
Wizard: "... Is that it?"
Me: "What?"
Wizard: "You're a wizard now, son. You can do whatever you like!"
Me: "K."
Wizard: "Are you not happy!?"
Me: "Meh."
Wizard: "Oh forget it"
Me: "K."
Wizard: "-_-"
Me: "..."
Wizard: "What the fu.ck is wrong with you?"
Me: "Are you on crack?"
English
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watch what you say to a wizard. they're dangerous.
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He's got a stick. I've got a fully automatic M16 assault rifle. Go figure.
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He's got... •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) The MAGIC STICK!
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And I've got a machine gun. Come at me, bro!