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10/12/2007 9:02:39 PM
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Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.
This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".
I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.
But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!
So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.
-[i]XMarvelManX[/i]
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Hayden Panettiere is hot!
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I dont get it :-()
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o_o OH....! >_> I see what you did there.
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to the OP, ROFL!!!!
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wow... lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aeon Chronos7 It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated. But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -[i]XMarvelManX[/i][/quote] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but did you fix her cable???
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hahah that was one of the funniest thing ive ever read.
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Whats a cortana?
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You what Cortana?
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SCURO, you didn't need to post it again, and fail at doing it. Geez
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Wow........... Just wow......... I can only say wow..........
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why is this Topic back? I mean jeez that was a strange read.
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Next time lets Triple Team her! Jking.
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Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day. Aeon Chronos7 Member More Posts by This User group membership gamertag: Aeon Chronos user homepage: email: the_successor1337@yahoo.com last posted: 12.06.2007 10:11 PM PST Join Woodshop 117, and help create the biggest topic ever! Aeon Chronos7 Member More Posts by This User group membership It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated. But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -XMarvelManX thast the funniest thing iv ever read on the forum
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Very nice, very nice. I love it...alot.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kakashi 117 holy crap this thread is massively old i remember when it first got posted. i'd like to thank the ninja's for digging up this part of our history[/quote] yeah, this is prolly one of the funniest things i have ever seen
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*Double Take* Why does this play through of a halo level sound like it came off the back of an x rated video case? Seriously though this was hilarious, I'm copying it to show to a few people.
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lmfao
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holy crap this thread is massively old i remember when it first got posted. i'd like to thank the ninja's for digging up this part of our history
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This thread is covered in win sauce.
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wow, funniest post ive ever read
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bungieisbroken [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aeon Chronos7 It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated. But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -[i]XMarvelManX[/i][/quote] vid or it didnt happen[/quote] +1 lol
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I've always stayed away from Cortana. Heard it's full of yellowish bubbles that will infect you if you aren't protected. That's not my cup of tea. Also, isn't the corridor like wide enough to fit three men side by side. That's no fun because then the interactions have less fire. It's just a hairy situation overall. Plus, I'm always afraid of being in the middle of Cortana, then having my mom call me for dinner. That would be horrible. All those reasons lead me to believe that Cortana just plain blows. [Edited on 01.04.2008 8:50 PM PST]
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Wow what a nice friend? Ditches you for a phone call?
