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2/18/2005 4:49:33 AM
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Coolest Story Ever Part 4!

In order to fully understand the story please read [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/seven/Resources/Article.aspx?cid=130370]Part 1[/url] and [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/seven/Resources/Article.aspx?cid=130371]Part 2[/url] then [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/seven/Resources/Article.aspx?cid=130611]Part 3[/url]. After eating our tasty [b]buffalo wings[/b] me and [b]Infil7rator[/b] started to ponder about why this was happening. We were thinking about [b]Ghostkilla[/b]’s mom and how she loved to fondle our [b]H3CK H0LE[/b]s. Then I started thinking about [b] Lego Saving Diva[/b] And here gigantic personality. Those thought were soon iterupted by the sound of [b]Banshee Barron[/b] with his s7upid cell phone. He was dancing to a ring tone called “I like big butts”. So I picked up a rock and aimed for his phone, I missed and hit him in the head. He fell to the floor and his phone drop and it made it stop so I was happy. After cleaning up all the [b]buffalo wings[/b] we eat. I told [b]Banshee Barron[/b] that [b] NextTimeDuck[/b] and he would be ok. Then my phone rang again. It was [b]Yoozel[/b]. He told me to meet him at [b]RandomlyIssued[/b] house. I said ok. Whwn we got there the was a guy by the name of [b]Recon Number 54[/b] and he wanted a password, so I said “I chose you [b]flamechu[/b]” He let us in and I meet with [b]Yoozel[/b]. I ask why he wanted me here. He said because we ordered some [b]buffalo wings[/b] and he wanted to eat them with me. I said ok whatever. After we were done eating [b]buffalo wings[/b], I passed out. When I woke up I was in my bed. I didn’t know what was going on. I went downstairs and my mom was cooking [b] NinjaBiscuits[/b] wraped in bacon. I was like what the heck is going on. She said “what are you talking about”. I walked away and thought could this really be a dream. It couldn’t have been. I mean I made out with the bungie Princess! I mean how could that be fake? Omg it cant be! Like this is not fair. Why? Why? So I picked up a gun and shot myself 3 times in the head. Just kidding! (I got you there didn’t I?) I actually took a shower. When I was out I called up [b]Twinkie[/b]. I asked him about what happened. He hung up and said I was crazy. So I sat down a played halo 2, I was matched up with a kid called [b] Xl RagE lX[/b]. He was one of those trash talking 5th graders that suck. I wooped his arse at head to head. Then I walked outside, and I saw [b] Stalking Puma[/b]. He was talking to [b] Money Marine[/b] and retard who rode the short bus. I asked Puma if how he was. He said Dandy. I was kinda mad it was a dream because I thought I ran over [b]Mc’s brother[/b]. So I got in my cool truck and drove to his house. I heard this song from acdc called “big Balls”. I saw [b]Mc’s Brother[/b] Picking his nose so I decided to run him over. I did and to make sure it was good I backed over him too. Then I got a car wash cause my truck was dirty. After that I went home and got on bungie.net. I posted a story about my story and people liked it. Then I eat some [b]buffalo wings[/b]! [b]The End[/b] [i]Note if you were abused, eatin or made fun of please dont cry! Its just a story...[/i]
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  • Good one. Cant wait to see the next story. Make sure to include the jerk Coke in it and all those Battles we have over in cfounders, that would be interesting. I still have that one between me and coke if you want to get it.

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