[b]--Now hear this! This thread was intended as a joke! Read accordingly (I find it sad I have to post this, as it is fairly obvious from the content)[/b]
Well now, I know none of you out there in forumland like to bother to actually [i]read[/i] posts to see if they are of good quality, so that's why I have complied this nifty little guide; To let you know the person inside and out before even reading their posts!
[*]Avatar:
An important indicator, to be sure. The most important thing to keep in mind is the game the avatar is from. If it is from halo, they suck and should not be taken seriously. If the avatar is from ONI, they are probbrabbly creepy guys pretending to be girls. If their avatar is Marathon-related, you must worship them on spot. If they have any other avatars, they are dangerous terorists. Also you must take the color of the avatar into consideration. Blue is may favorite color, so if their avatar is blue, you must worship them for all eternity.
[*]Join date:
You know it. The ealier, the better right? Troo Troo. If they have a pre-2004 join date, they are god. treat them accordingly.
[*]Post count:
Most important factor. Quantity=Quality, after all.
[Edited on 12/19/2004 9:50:49 PM]
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