[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben I think we have unwittingly stumbled upon the answer to defeating microsoft... we all know they are soulless and humorless; hence, when they try to understand our bad puns, their little hardwired accounting brains will explode, eliminating the last resistance to our conquest![/quote] Of course, said pun-induced brain explosion will be easier to instigate if they've all got atherosclerosis... hence the deep-fried mozzarella sticks wrapped in bacon. Delicious, too. Another helping, Mr. Balmer? -- Steve's almost ashamed to admit he's drooling... now where is that marinara sauce...?