I don't know if I should've put this in [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=10]"The Flood" forum[/url] so here goes nothing:
This post is for [b]you[/b] to post some Chuck Norris jokes [b]that involve Halo[/b].
Here's some lame examples of Halo/Chuck Norris Jokes I made up in a couple of minutes:
> If Chuck Norris had a SPNKR, it would shoot out [b]fists of justice[/b].
> If Chuck Norris was in Halo, there would only be [b]one level[/b] which would be the first and final chapter of the whole game.
> If Master Chief punched Chuck Norris, all his armour would fall off.
> Chuck Norris can flip a tank without pressing anything.
> Chuck Norris can stop a Gravity Hammer with his bare hands.
> Chuck Norris Finished the Fight [b]before[/b] Bungie did.
> If Chuck Norris played Halo, he would get recon armour because he's [i]Chuck Norris[/i].
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OMG, Chuck Norris is the f@@ boss!, Please Bungie, add Chuck Norris in upcoming Halo games.