Well I was taking a leak this morning and lo and behold, my foreskin fell off, so now I'm a man. I gave the foreskin to my mom and as per tradition she baked it into a cake for everyone to share. And thanks to my dumb luck, my brother is the one who got the piece of cake with the foreskin in it, so I had to make out with him. FML. What are your awkward family stories, Flood?